Ping-chan Swings

- Shoka


In appreciation of a recently locked but vastly entertaining thread.^^

Ping-chan Swings

Ping-chan swings like a pendulum do,
Parts interchangable, woo hoo hoo!
AC an' DC an' ever' other way,
A kit full o' parts that you can plug'n-play.

Now, if you guys surmise
And you try to theorize
Ways to hook up with a robot girl
Who'll give your fantasies a whirl,
You should know before you're set to go
Get some rest 'cuz she's got those
Long-life batteries, oh;

Ping-chan swings like a pendulum do,
Parts interchangable, woo hoo hoo!
AC an' DC an' ever' other way,
A kit full o' parts that you can plug'n-play.

Fanboys breathin' hard and otaku noses bleed,
Drivin' into traffic signs, tripin' on their feet,
Let 'em mock 'cuz you won't care, who needs a real life?
You are going with a girl who's part swiss army knife!

Ping-chan swings like a pendulum do,
Parts interchangable, woo hoo hoo!
AC an' DC an' ever' other way,
A kit full o' parts that you can plug'n-play.

(apologies to Roger Miller)


http://cwdb.azaphrael.org/view/1383