There was a MegaMerchant

- Shoka

There was a MegaMerchant
Who sold MegaShoujo stuff.
He employed a MegaBeauty
Who was sometimes MegaRough.
He hired a MegaFanboy
Who was pretty MegaPoor,
And they all worked together
In the MegaGamers store.


There was a crooked man
Who walked a crooked mile.
He found a crooked sixpence
Against a crooked stile.
He bought a crooked cat
Which caught a crooked mouse,
And they all lived together
In a crooked little house.