If the Zombies Won't Come

It seems I haven't made my mark yet on this fabulous project, so now seems as good a time as ever. And maybe we can get some of you fellows doing a couple more Rubber Soul filks, getting us closer to putting a check next to this album too.

Did you ever wonder, what might have come up of Largo if he didn't have to spend all his time so altroisticly in saving the city from various otherworldly attacks? It seems Largo has wondered the matter too, and has a song he wants to sing:

If the Zombie Won't Come

If the zombies won't come Tuesday
Then I'll have some time to think of me
(If the zombies won't come)

If I had some more time to spare
Then, I guess, I'd read or get a job
(If the zombies won't come)

But for now, it's all the same
As I've got many lives to save
And the ph34rbots need some taping up

A day will come when I retire
Then maybe I will hit the U.S.A.
(If the zombies won't come)
Ah, ah, ah, ah

If I had some more time to spare
Then, I'd write a memoir of my life
(If the zombies won't come)

But for now it's all the same
As I've got many lives to save
And communique's in foreign code

A day will come when I retire
Then maybe I will take a holiday
(If the zombies won't come)
Ah, ah

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If I Needed Someone
(George Harrison)

If I needed someone to love
You're the one that I'd be thinking of
If I needed someone

If I had some more time to spend
That I guess I'd be with you my friend
If I needed someone
Had you come some other day
Then it might not have been like this
But you see now I'm too much in love

Carve your number on my wall
And maybe you will get a call from me
If I needed someone
Ah, ah, ah, ah

If I had some more time to spend
That I guess I'd be with you my friend
If I needed someone
Had you come some other day
Then it might not have been like this
But you see now I'm too much in love

Carve your number on my wall
And maybe you will get a call from me
If I needed someone
Ah, ah