She Wears Leather, from Come Together
Apologies to the Beatles, but mostly to Lennon, cause he was such a god...

Here come that ol' girl she come -- flyin' back easy
She got burning halo she one demon's heartbreak
She gone flipped one eighty --
Got to be a conscience she just gotta switch swing [1]

She wear no raybans she don't fear no sun now
She got bad vibrations she shoot kid's ballons now
She say "I think you should ditch the chick"
One thing she can tell you is you got to get bricked [2]
She wears leather right now -- seems to be.

She bags-n'-tags them she got secret weapons
She be lord o' destruction since the new expansion
She got powers no body seen.
Flash you her big beermugs and you'll not feel unclean [3]
She wears leather right now -- seems to be.

Poor Piro-san he got no damn warning
He got no insight he got no perception
He say "One and one and one is me."
There ain't no damn zero 'cause it'd be a striptease
She wears leather right now -- seems to be.

[1] Because switch hitting didn't rhyme
[2] As opposed to getting stoned.
[3] not unclean, i.e., why Asmo shuddered in revulsion... hell, I dunno, I just filk 'em like I see 'em
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Here come old flattop he come grooving up slowly
He got joo-hoo eyeball he one holy roller
He got hair down to his knee
Got to be a joker he just do what he please

He wear no shoeshine he got toe-jam football
He got monkey finger he shoot coca-cola
He say "I know you, you know me"
One thing I can tell you is you got to be free.
Come together right now, over me.

He bag production he got walrus gumboot [?]
He got one sideboard he one spinal cracker
He got feed down below his knee
Hold you in his armchair you can feel his disease
Come together right now, over me.

He roller-coaster he got early warning
He got muddy water he one mojo filter
He say "One and one and one is three"
Got to be good-looking 'cause he's so hard to see.
Come together right now, over me.

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