"l33t Master In Tokyo"

I don't take coffee I take b33r my dear
I like my Oaties in that core
And you can hear it in my English when I talk
I'm a l33t Master in Tokyo

See me walking down Akihabara
A really Cool Thing in my hand
I take it everywhere I go
I'm a l33t Master in Tokyo

I'm an alien, Mortal Kombat alien
I'm a l33t Master in Tokyo
I'm an alien, Mortal Kombat alien
I'm a l33t Master in Tokyo

If, "Big guns maketh man" as gamers said
Then he's the fragger of the day
It takes a man to suffer headshots and then smile
You'll be pownz3d no matter what you say

I'm an alien, Mortal Kombat alien
I'm a l33t Master in Tokyo
I'm an alien, Mortal Kombat alien
I'm a l33t Master in Tokyo

N3kkid, mod'n, t34ching ski||z, defend you from the zombies
Or you may end up just like one of them
Strength, speed, and dexterity, ph34r m4 4ut|-|ority
A credit card and badge are all in one

Takes more than videogames to make a man
Takes more than a permit for lots of fun
Confront your enemies, avoid them when when you can
A l33t Master will walk and maybe run

If, "Big guns maketh man" as gamers said
Then he's the fragger of the day
It takes a man to suffer headshots and then smile
You'll be pownz3d no matter what you say
You'll be pownz3d no matter what you say

I'm an alien, Mortal Kombat alien
I'm a l33t Master in Tokyo
I'm an alien, Mortal Kombat alien
I'm a l33t Master in Tokyo

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