Men of L33t, The Musical

Scene opens. Nightwalker, BG Master, Manta ("bad guys")on one side with Piro. McF, Lightsider, and Josh ("good guys")on the other side of a chorus line. While the bad guys are in their bishiest official-looking garb, the good guys (they are outlaws after all) are one and all in Robin Hood outfits, right down to the green tights. ^^

Men of L33t

All
We're men, we're Men of l33t.
We roam around the forest and the streets.
Good
We're men, we're Men of l33t.
We rob from the rich and give to the poor, that's right!
All
We may look like bishies, but watch what you say or else we'll put out your lights!
Bad
We're men, we're Men of l33t,
Always on guard degrading the people's rights.

(Entire group locks arms and does the can can) Laalalalalalalalalalalalalalala

All
We're men, MANLY men, we're Men of l33t. Yes!
We roam around the forest and the streets.
Bad
We're men, we're Men of l33t..
We rob from the rich and exploit the poor, that's right!
All
We may look like bishies, but don't get us wrong or else we'll put out your lights.
We're men, we're Men of l33t (L33T, l33t),
Good/Bad
Always on guard defending/denying the people's rights.
When you're in a fix just call for the Men of l33t!
We're Dutch!

"Cut!" The men relax. "You know, I'm Scottish not Dutch right?" McF points his axe at the director.

"I know, I know. There's probably no one in the group who's Dutch. It was just the easiest change from Butch. Take it up with the author."

An "Eep" is heard from the bushes as Ari runs from her victims turned attackers.

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Men in Tights.
Mel Brooks

We're men, we're Men in Tights.
We roam around the forest looking for fights.
We're men, we're Men in Tights.
We rob from the rich and give to the poor, that's right!
We may look like sissies, but watch what you say or else we'll put out your lights!
We're men, we're Men in Tights,
Always on guard defending the people's rights.

(While dancing) Laalalalalalalalalalalalalalala

We're men, MANLY men, we're Men in Tights. Yes (with a gay lisp)!
We roam around the forest looking for fights.
We're men, we're Men in Tights.
We rob from the rich and give to the poor, that's right!
We may look like pansies, but don't get us wrong or else we'll put out your lights.
We're men, we're Men in Tights (TIGHT tights),
Always on guard defending the people's rights.
When you're in a fix just call for the Men in Tights!
We're Butch!

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