Oh Smelly Ones
{After Oh, Christmas Tree}

Oh, Smelly Ones, Oh, Smelly Ones,
How nauseous is your stench!
Oh, Smelly Ones, Oh, Smelly Ones,
How nauseous is your stench!
You haven't bathed in many weeks,
And now your bodies do doth reek.
Oh, Smelly Ones, Oh, Smelly Ones,
How nauseous is your stench!

Oh, Smelly Ones, Oh, Smelly Ones,
How can I get my hair clean?
Oh, Smelly Ones, Oh, Smelly Ones,
How can I get my hair clean?
You might enjoy being clothed in grime,
but I dislike being soaked in slime.
Oh, Smelly Ones, Oh, Smelly Ones,
How can I get my hair clean?

Oh, Smelly Ones, Oh, Smelly Ones,
To the bathhouse, follow me.
Oh, Smelly Ones, Oh, Smelly Ones,
To the bathhouse, follow me.
Originally, I came for Ping,
but you both need a dunking.
Oh, Smelly Ones, Oh, Smelly Ones,
To the bathhouse, follow me.

<hr/>Oh, Christmas Tree!

Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree,
How steadfast are your branches!
Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree,
How steadfast are your branches!
Your boughs are green in summer's clime
And through the snows of wintertime.
Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree,
How steadfast are your branches!

Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree,
What happiness befalls me?
Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree,
What happiness befalls me?
When oft at joyous Christmastime
Your form inspires my song and rhyme.
Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree,
What happiness befalls me ?

Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree,
Your boughs can teach a lesson.
Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree,
Your boughs can teach a lesson.
That constant faith and hope sublime
Lend strength and comfort through all time.
Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree,
Your boughs can teach a lesson

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