Wedding bells in Piney Flats
for Mandy and beau Bobbie Fritz.
Guest don their nattiest spats
and bring out well-aged slivovitz.

But wait, who's that behind those vats?
It's the jealous Johnny Schmitz!
About the wedding he will be a rat,
having drunk too much slivovitz!

"She's my girl, is Mandy Kratz,
and Bobbie will feel my fists."
So says Johnny, hefting baseball bats,
and drinking yet more slivovitz!


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Will the wedding be spoiled by a drunken prat?
Only you, clever MT gits, can save the day with clever wits!
Stop jealous Johnny from the frat,
And toast the couple with slivovitz!

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