Wedding bells in Piney Flats
for Mandy and beau Bobbie Fritz.
Guest don their nattiest spats
and bring out well-aged slivovitz.

But wait, who's that behind those vats?
It's the jealous Johnny Schmitz!
About the wedding he will be a rat,
having drunk too much slivovitz!

"She's my girl, is Mandy Kratz,
and Bobbie will feel my fists."
So says Johnny, hefting baseball bats,
and drinking yet more slivovitz!

Will the wedding be spoiled by a drunken prat?
Only you, clever MT gits, can save the day with clever wits!
Stop jealous Johnny from the frat,
And toast the couple with slivovitz!


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