To the tune of "The Seven Deadly Virtues", sung by Mordred in the stage-version of Camelot. I don't expect many people to know this one--I just was reading a _really_ long thing Saturday night, and needed to refocus a little.

So . . . this.

Keep in mind this is not from _my_ perspective, even though it's first person.


The Seven MT Females

Those seven MT females,
Kawaii women all,
I cannot help but love them equally
Those seven MT females
Never seem very small
For there is much dimension in them each . . .

Take Miho! Oh, there's a girl
A glance from her will make realities all whirl
And Kimiko! A noble soul
Whose shy manner is irresistable
The strength in Erika can badly hurt
But when she breaks an arm, it's only a pervert!

Kotone, she is all grey, the writer insists
Seraphim, I could never hate!
If Yuki-chan is moping, I cannot resist
And Ping-chan, I'd definately date.

Hah!

You'll never find in MT a lady I don't like
For they are irrestible to me
Let others take from real life, my true love is gray
And nobody can ever from me take that away
With all those seven MT females
Gleeful, happy little me will ev-er stay!

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The Seven Deadly Virtues
From Camelot

The seven deadly virtues,
Those ghastly little traps;
Oh no, my liege, they were not meant for me!
The seven deadly virtues
Were made for other chaps
Who love a life of failure and ennui.

Take courage--now there's a sport!
An invitation to the state of rigor-mort.
And purity--a noble yen,
And very restful every now and then.
I find humility means to be hurt;
It's not the earth the meek inherit, it's the dirt!

Honesty is fatal, it should be taboo;
Diligence, a fate I would hate.
If charity means giving, I give it to you,
And fidelity is only for your mate. Hah!

You'll never find a virtue un-statusing my quo
Or making my Beelzebubble burst;
Let others take the high road, I will take the low,
I cannot wait to rush in where angels fear to go--
With all those sevn deadly virtues
Free and happy little me has not been cursed!

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