Seeing as there's been a bunch of Monty Python MT parodies lately, just thought I'd post this. Damn imspiration bug got me again.

LARGO:
I'm a gamer man, and I'm okay.
I drink all night and I slay zombies.
GAMERS:
He's a gamer man, and he's okay.
He drinks all night and he slay zombies.
LARGO:
I kill zombies. I feel up girlz.
I'm sent to the hospital.
On schooldays I go teachin'
My class can't understand me.
GAMERS:
He kills zombies. He feels up girls.
He's sent to the hospital.
On schooldays he goes teachin'
And his class doesen't understand him.
He's a gamer man, and he's okay.
He drinks all night and he slay zombies.
LARGO:
I kill zombies. I frag and jump.
I set computers on fire.
I team up with a n1nj4
And break up fanboy crowds.
GAMERS:
He kills zombies. He frags and jumps.
He sets computers on fire.
He teams up with a n1nj4
And breaks up fanboy crowds?!
He's a gamer man, and he's okay.
He drinks all night and he slay zombies.
LARGO:
I kill zombies. I stomp fanboys,
And then annoy idols.
I have a crush on Miho,
Just like my dear roommate.
GAMERS:
He kills zombies. He stomps fanboys,
And then annoys idols?!
[talking]
What's this? Reduced to crowd control?! Oh, My!
And I thought you were the l33t3st!! Luser!
[singing]
He's a gamer man, and he's okay.
He drinks all night and he slay zombies.
He's a gamer man, and he's okaaaaay.
He drinks all night and he slay zombies.



"Lumberjack Song"
BARBER:
I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night and I work all day.
MOUNTIES:
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
BARBER:
I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.
MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch.
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shoppin'
And has buttered scones for tea.
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
BARBER:
I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.
MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars?!
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
BARBER:
I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Papa.
MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He wears high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra?!
[talking]
What's this? Wants to be a girlie?! Oh, My!
And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!
[singing]
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

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