Types: Filk, Miho
(After Bowling for Soup's "(She's the) Girl all the Bad Guys Want." I've been working on this one for ages, and now that I'm caught back up in the phorum, I'm declaring it done. The dedication should tell you when I started... )

For 'ho-chan, oft may she smile:


(She's the) Girl all the Dead Guys Want

2 AM, ACEN eve and I'm waitin'
To finally fight with this girl from server 'MegaTokyo'
Her name is Miho, she's so gothic in her outfit
She wears a backpack, but I'm not quite sure what's in it

And when she games
All the fans die and the zombies sing.
She doesn't notice me --

(Cause) She's watchin' Piro
Listenin' to house trance
not a thought o' romance
she needs to analyze

It's like shoujo manga
She's got some anga
If frags were free then she'd be
screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
But I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the girl all the dead guys want.
She's the girl all the dead guys want!

She likes Ghost Recon and I like the Sims On-line
Her cable modem's full of packets that are getting her frags
She says she'd like to knock off Largo with a kitty
She'll never know why her classmates just don't like her

And when she games
All the fans die and the zombies sing.
She doesn't notice me --

(Cause) She's watchin' Piro
Listenin' to house trance
not a thought o' romance
she needs to analyze

She likes 'em with a robot
QuickKill season pass
Gamin' with an Athlon
Does a frame-rate make a man?

It's like shoujo manga
She's got some anga
If frags were free then she'd be
screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
But I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the girl all the dead guys want.
She's the girl all the dead guys want! [x 3]

There she games again
with stockings on, and ribbons in her hair
She stole my heart, and now I'm just a zombie
All I wanted was to see her camping!

Now I'm watching Piro
Listenin' to house trance
not a thought o' romance
tryin' to analyze
I can't get a robot
And I ain't got no QuickKill pass
All I got's a P-3...p-3....p-3.....

It's like shoujo manga
She's got some anga
If frags were free then she'd be
screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
But I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the girl all the dead guys want.

She's the girl all the dead guys want! [x 4]
(There she games again)
She's the girl all the dead guys want! [x 2]
(There she games again)
She's the girl all the dead guys want! [x 2]

- _Quinn

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