Warning: This filk contains numerous references to Megatokyo:the Clans (Story Discussions' "official" forum role-play). For those of you who have never heard of it (shame on you) head over to the Role Playing Games forum where one of the sticky-threads has links to all the old stuff. My sig contains a link to the latest active thread too.

I got all nostagic for the time when MT:tC was free to roam Story Discussions, unhindered by the Mods and free from persecution. This filk is an homage to some of the "greats" who frequented this place in the "good old days". Many of them have moved on now to other things. I miss them.

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Stalking the Sad Girls
Apologies to Marc Cohn

Put on my combat boots and I
Ran across the roofs
Crashed down in the ORAZ Snack Bar
In the middle of a living soup
Shadowdanc'r Duskstar
Spread your lost wings over me
I'm sure I just saw Doc Lightsider
But he'd lost his memory

Now I'm stalking the sad girls
I wanna see them wibble, cry and pout
Stalking the sad girls
Gotta find 'em 'fore the snow runs out

Saw the ghost of BG
In Harajuku neighbourhood
He was looking for the Cave of Evil
Where the Church of Miho stood
Snow and Vortigen they did not see him
Too busy with the lock and load
But there's a pretty little bot
She's hotter than a lot
EDS name of Yukiko

When I was stalking the sad girls
I wanna see them wibble, cry and pout
Stalking the sad girls
Gotta find 'em 'fore the snow runs out

Hellfire chilli on the table
Vorpal cream pie in the air
Draegos Thompson, with his twin enforcers
Better give him a Yuki-bear

Get the Yuki-bears from the sad girls

Now, Meagen cures the fanboys
That are wounded, at the UFL
Last time I went to see her
The Rei-clones gave me hell
Stuck me up with duct tape
Baka-mallet to the head
They said, "Where'd you get dark glasses like that?"
And I said, "Fightin' the Undead!"

When I was stalking the sad girls
I wanna see them wibble, cry and pout
Stalking the sad girls
Hope Nurse Tohru don't find out

Stalking the sad girls
The Nekomancer anviled me
Stalking the sad girls
Think I made Mahou angst-y

Put on my combat boots, gonna
Join in t.C.
Phaedrus, Garran, Smurd and Shoka
All write better verse than me
Please don't make me post in haiku
There's a fanboy war at half past three.

ELVIS: [spoken] Ladies and Gentlemen, the Nightwalker has left the building. Thank you, thank you very much.

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