Scene 7 - A blessing from the Lord!
After deciding not to go to their fair Cage, the knights rode on, in search of no clue, when suddenly-
Thunder rolled and angels sang, and the Lord appeared in the clouds!
ELY: BG! BG, King of the Arpiers!
BG and his knights immediately fell to their knees and abased themselves before their master.
ELYh, don't grovel! [singing stops] One thing I can't stand, it's people groveling.
BG: Terribly sorry! [begins to rise]
ELY: Well... keep groveling a little more, if you like. Extra groveling never hurt anyone. But no more after this!
ELY: And don't apologize. Every time I try to talk to someone it's 'sorry this' and 'forgive me that' and 'I'm not worthy'.
ELY:What are you doing now?!
BG: I'm averting my eyes, O Lord.
ELY: Well, don't. It's like those miserable Filks-- they're so depressing. Now, knock it off!
BG: Yes, Lord.
ELY: Right! BG, King of the Arpiers, your Knights of the Coffee Table shall have a task to make them an example in these dark times.
BG: Good idea, O Lord!
ELY: 'Course it's a good idea! Behold!
Angelic voices sang softly across the plain as a brilliant silver... thing appeared in the air, flashing brilliantly in devine light.
ELY:BG, this is the C00l Thing. Look well, BG, for it is your sacred task to seek this thing. That is your purpose, BG: the quest for the C00l Thing.
The singing drifted away as the doors of heaven shut, grating distinctly like stone instead of cloud.
LIGHTSIDER: A blessing! A blessing from the Lord!
DRAEGOS: Yuki be praised!
DRAEGOS: Er, God! I mean God!