Scene 9 - The Historian
A hand reaches out in front of the camera with a scene board.
VOICE: Picture for Schools, take eight.
ASIMOV: Defeat at the castle seems to have utterly disheartened King BG. The ferocity of the Scottish taunting, as well as the dark brooding Canadian looks, took him completely by surprise, and BG became convinced that a new strategy was required if the quest for the C00l Thing were to be brought to a successful conclusion. BG, having consulted his closest knights, decided that they should separate and search for the Thing individually.
[clop clop clop]
Now, this is what they did: Lightsider--
[KNIGHT kills ASIMOV]
ASIMOV: I... I... told you not to call me that... [dies]