Scene 19: The knights who no longer say 'l33t'
BG: O Knights of L33t, we have brought you your b33r garden. May we go now?
LARGO: It is a good b33r garden. I like the pints particularly,... but there is one small problem.
BG: What is that?
LARGO: We are now... no longer the Knights Who Say 'L33t'.
KNIGHTS OF L33T: L33t! Shh!
LARGO: Shh! We are now the Knights Who Say 'Bam-bam-bam-pikang-w00t!-BOOM-r0xx0r-j00-0wnzed-LOL'.
LARGO: Therefore, we must give you a test.
BG: What is this test, O Knights of-- knights who till recently said 'l33t'?
LARGO: Firstly, you must find... another b33r garden!
BG: Not another b33r garden!
LARGO: Then, when you have found the b33r garden, you must place it here beside this b33r garden, only slightly higher so you get the two-level effect with a keg running b33r down a path in the middle.
KNIGHTS WHO TILL RECENTLY SAID L33T: A keg! A k3g! A k3g! L33t! Shh! L33t! L33t! L33t! Shh! Shh!...
LARGO: Then, when you have found the b33r garden, you must boot the slowest b0x in the forest... with... Win2k!
KWTRSL: A Win2k! (L33t!)
BG: We shall do no such thing!
LARGO: Oh, please! It's only a 286!
BG: Run Win2k on a 286? Why, it can't be done!
KWTRSL: Aaaaugh! Aaaugh!
LARGO: Augh! Ohh! Don't say that word.
BG: What word?
LARGO: I cannot say wai, for it is one of the words the Knights of L33t cannot hear!
BG: But you just said why!
RANDOM: (He did! He did say wai!)
LARGO: You said it again!
BG: What, 'it'?
KWTRSL: Agh! No, not 'it'.
LARGO: No, not 'it'. You wouldn't get vary far in life not saying 'it'. Why, imagine trying to say 'bit' or 'unfit'!"
KWTRSL: No, not 'it'. Not 'it'.
PSIEYE: My liege, it's Sir William!
He is packing it in and packing it up
And sneaking away and buggering up
And chickening out and pissing off home,
Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge.
BG: Sir William!
WILLIAM: My liege! Why are you here?
LARGO: Now he's said the word!
BG: Looking for the C00l Thing. Surely you've not given up your quest for it?
MINSTREL: [singing] He is sneaking away and buggering up--
WILLIAM: [beating] Shut up, shut up! Why won't you just shut up?! [to BG] No, no. No. Far from it.
LARGO: He said the word again!
WILLIAM: Why, I was looking for it right here!
WILLIAM: Uh, here-- here in this forest.
BG: No, it is far from this place. We were just trying to find out where, and nobody will tell us, or why.
LARGO: Aaaaugh! Stop saying the word! The word...
BG: Oh, stop it!
LARGO: ...we cannot hear! Ow! He said wai again!
LARGO: Wait! I said it! I said wai!
[King BG leaves with his knights]
Ooh! I said it again! Why? And there again! That's three 'wai's! Ohh!