Thanks to Nausicaa for making that fanart, it inspired me to filk "The Phantom of the Opera" (the song) for those two

The main anoyance was that 'opera' is pronounced two different ways in the song (op-er-a and op-ra), but I think I got around that well enough. Hope you enjoy it.

Without further stalling, NightStrife's 400th Post Productions Presents:

The Bishounen with the KillTrunk
Apologies to Andrew Lloyd Webber and Charles Hart
A Filk by NightStrife

PING:
In standby mode he came, to comfort me.
Those words which made no sense, he spoke to me.
And are my files corrupt? For now I find
The Bishounen with the KillTrunk is there, inside my mind.

ED:
Smile once again for me, my Made Princess.
Your weakness and your strength, I will assess.
And though you lift me up, to throw outside,
The Bishounen with the KillTrunk is there, inside your mind.

PING:
Those who have seen your face
Rush up to cheer.
I caused the mask you wear,
ED:
It's me you fear.

BOTH:
My/Your cuteness and my/your code, in one combined:
The Bishounen with the KillTrunk will go, inside my/your mind.

CHORUS:
He's there, the Bishie with the KillTrunk!
Beware the Bishie with the KillTrunk!

ED:
Your faulty programming,
And yet, you knew,
That such a pretty boy
PING:
Was naught but you.

BOTH:
And with this massive gun,
I/You hope to find,
The Bishounen with the KillTrunk will stay,
Inside my/your mind.

ED:
Smile, my Princess of Cuteness!

PING:
He's there, the Bishie with the KillTrunk!

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