The Devil Went to the Arcade
A filk of The Devil Went Down to Georgia
Apologies to The Charlie Daniels Band
By Arram

The devil went to the arcade
He was looking for some kids to beat
He was in a bind, quarters he couldn't find
And he was willing to make a deal

When he came across this young girl
Playing some old remix and dancing a lot
And the devil leaned against that machine
And said "Girl let me tell you what"

I guess you didn't know it
But I play DDR, it's true
And if you think you've got good feet
I'll make a bet with you

Now you dance pretty good songs here, sure
But I know that I just rule
I'll bet a skittle of gold against your soul
'Cause I think I'm better than you

The girl said "Wizard of Kitty
Is what my friends call me
And I'll take your bet and you're gonna regret
'Cause I'm the cutest* that's ever been"

Kitty take out your good old shoes
And dance with all your heart
'Cause hell goes to this arcade
And the devil plays on hard

And if you win
You'll get this shiny skittle made of gold
But if you lose
Your cute's gone with your soul

The devil stepped up on his pad
And he said "I'll start with this"
And fire flew from the small coin slot
As his last quarter slipped in

And he chose a song no one had seen
And it made an evil hiss
Then the song began to warm up
And it sounded something like this

When the devil finished Kitty said
"Well you looked like you had fun
But sit down in that chair right there
And let me show you how it's done"

Demons in the city, fight boys fight
The devil wants to spread darkness on our light
Fighters with the banner Megatokyo**
Will we ever give up, no Piro, no

The devil bowed his head
Because he knew that he'd been licked
And he put that golden skittle
On a chain 'round Kitty's neck

Kitty said "Devil just come on back
If you ever think you're skillz are l33t
But I've told you once you stupid baka
I'm the cutest that's ever been"

She played
Demons in the city, fight boys fight
The devil wants to spread darkness on our light
Fighters with the banner Megatokyo
Will we ever give up, no Piro, no


* Teh cute is teh power. Remember that.
**Pronounce "tokyo" as two syllables.

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