L33t One of Doubtful Sanity
Apologies to Mitch Leigh and Joe Darion
Filk by NightStrife

[spoken]

TSUBASA [entering]:
Umm, sir? I do not advocate
Such violence here. I'm afraid
I have to ask you to leave!
...
As soon as you can, of course.

LARGO:
No violence in this arena?
How do you defend yourself
Against such attacks? [sighs]
But very well, I will leave at dawn.
I would ask that you still grant
My request, however.

TSUBASA:
I am sorry! Your request...?

LARGO:
It isn't morning yet, but I have
Stayed up, and proven my skillz
In battle against fierce opponents.
If you could dub me L33t?

TSUBASA:
Oh, right! Of course, gomen!.

LARGO [to JUNPEI]:
Find my sword.

TSUBASA [taking sword from JUNPEI]:
Are you ready? [LARGO nods]
Okay... Don Largo de la Kuith...
I hereby dub you 'L33T'
[hands sword to JUNPEI and walks away]

LARGO:
Uh, Champion?

TSUBASA:
Did I not do it right? Gomen!

LARGO:
If you could mention some of my exploits
That make me worthy of the title 'L33t'...?

TSUBASA [taking sword from JUNPEI]:
Of course, of course!
Don Largo de la Kuith...
Having proven your skillz in fierce combat,
By my authority as the Champion of this Arena,
I dub you 'L33T'
[hands sword to JUNPEI and walks away]

LARGO:
Champion!

TSUBASA:
Something else? Gomen!

LARGO:
If you could give me an added name? One
That fits my skillz and l33tness?

TSUBASA:
Hmmm...

[singing]

Hail, L33t One of Doubtful Sanity,
L33t One of Doubtful Sanity.
The tales of your kills,
And your great skillz,
Will forever be linked
With the L33t One of Doubtful Sanity!

Oh, skillful L33t One,
You can not be outdone,
The 3v1l will run before thee.
And with you away
I know this place will stay
Clear from all this horrid debris!

Hail, L33t One of Doubtful Sanity,
L33t One of Doubtful Sanity.
The tales of your kills,
And your great skillz,
Will forever be linked
With the L33t One of Doubtful Sanity!

You've outlived your stay,
Time to go on your way,
And face greater challenges still.
And when you go fight,
I will sleep well at night,
Since I can't become your next kill!

TSUBASA, ERIKA, JUNPEI:
Hail, L33t One of Doubtful Sanity,
L33t One of Doubtful Sanity.
In all of this land,
Combat unplanned,
Must be sought out at once
By the L33t One of Doubtful Sanity!

[spoken]

LARGO:
Thank you, brave Champion!

TSUBASA:
You are welcome, sir. I am off to bed
Now, I suggest you get some sleep too.
[exits]

LARGO:
"L33t On3 of Doubtful Sanity"...

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