Young Miho Went to the Arcade
A filk of The Devil Went Down to Georgia
Apologies (again) to The Charlie Daniels Band
By Arram

Young Miho went to the arcade
She was looking to prove she was l33t
She was in a bind, challenge she couldn't find
And she was willing to make a deal

When she came across this young man
Playing the new mosh game and winning a lot
And she sidled near and saw no trace of fear
But said "Boy let me tell you what

I guess you didn't know it
But I'm a gamer girl, it's true
And if you think you're skillz are l33t
I'll make a bet with you

Now you have pretty good moshing skillz
But I know I'm real good, too
I'll bet a joystick of gold against your soul
'Cause I think I'm better than you"

The boy said "My name's Largo
And you must be quite dim
But I'll take your bet and you're gonna regret
'Cause I'm the best that's ever been"

Largo, you loosen up your legs
And play your with all your skill
'Cause evil is against you
And that Miho wants the kill

And if you win
You'll get this shiny joystick made of gold
But if you lose
Young Miho gets your soul

Young Miho stepped up on her pad
And she said "I'll start this game"
And darkness flowed from the place she stood
As she fixed her mental aim

And she chose the hardest song there was
And then blew Largo a kiss
Then the song began to warm up
And it sounded something like this

When the girl had finished Largo said
"Well you're pretty good deadie
But sit down in that chair right there
And let me show you what is l33t"

Undead in the hallways, shoot boys, shoot
Don't forget to pick up all that phat lewt
Headshot after headshot, ammo runs low
Will they ever drop dead, no dammit, no

Then Miho bowed her head
Because she knew that she'd been beat
And she laid that golden joystick
On the ground at Largo's feet

Largo said "Miho just come on back
If you ever want to try again
But I've told you once you evil undead
I'm the best that's ever been"

He played
Undead in the hallways, shoot boys, shoot
Don't forget to pick up all that phat lewt
Headshot after headshot, ammo runs low
Will they ever drop dead, no dammit, no
And now, a bonus. What happens next!
Young Miho Went Back to the Arcade
A filk of The Devil Went Back Down to Georgia
Apologies (again…again) to The Charlie Daniels Band
By Arram

Been three long years since young Miho laid her joystick at Largo's feet
And she cursed herself each day for thinking that he wasn't l33t
In her desecrated church the gamer hatched an evil plan
To beat the greatest player for he's just a mortal man
"You will be felled," young Miho yelled, "your time on earth is through"
"I thought we had this settled, I'm the best and I beat you"

Largo did you ever know that time keeps marching on?
The l33test skills will end up fading until they are gone
Now Miho's back to challenge are your skills as good as new
Or will you let young Miho claim her rule?

"Truth is I haven't played much since Erika and I wed
But give me time to warm up an' I'll rip through all of your undead"
But Miho grabbed the golden joystick out of Largo's hand and said
"Boy you exclaim that you can beat me twice, now let's see if you really can"

Y'all better just be turnin' back if you want Largo to win
'Cause practice is the only cure for the predicament he's in
"Now Miho it would be a sin for you to claim you're l33t
So you can go on back to hell, at an all-nighter I'll be"

Largo are you practicin' or will your skillz grow cold?
That girl rules the arcade and with a joystick made of gold
Can you here Erika sighin', will she ever know
That Largo lost a game to young Miho

"Before we play I'd like to warn you for trying to claim that you rule
You caught me off guard before" "Yea, so what you gonna do?"
"Well you get on that pad Miho if you think that you can win
But I beat you once, undead scum and I can kick your ass again"

Largo's team's blue, but Miho's is red
She should have listened to what he said
Miho's dream is that she will rule
But Largo's skillz will prove that she's a fool

Code is poetry. Valid XHTML and CSS.

All content copyright their respective authors | Bug squashing by Skuld-sama | Graciously hosted by _Quinn ­ | cwdb codebase by Alan J Castonguay

Megatokyo Writer's Archive
http://cwdb.azaphrael.org/view/1110