Types: Filk, Ping, Ed, Serious
Slick Bishie Ed
Filk by umhyuk

As he walked into the classroom
It was the hum of a plasmagun
When his remote controll was smashed
He pulled out a reserve that he used
She followed out to the schoolyard
They still had a long way to go
So she went into a sidestreet
She was blasted, it was her hair

Pingu, are you OK?
So, Pingu are you OK?
Are you OK, Pingu?
Pingu, are you OK?
So, Pingu are you OK?
Are you OK, Pingu?
Pingu, are you OK?
So, Pingu are you OK?
Are you OK, Pingu?
Pingu, are you OK?
So, Pingu are you OK, Are you OK, Pingu?

(Pingu are you OK?)
(Will you tell us that you're OK?)
(There is a sign in the classroom)
(That he shot with a plasmagun, Pingu)
(When his remote controll was smashed)
(He pulled out a reserve that he used)
(Then you went into a sidestreet)
(You were blasted)
(It was your hair)

Pingu, are you OK?
So, Pingu are you OK?
Are you OK, Pingu?
Pingu, are you OK?
So, Pingu are you OK?
Are you OK, Pingu?
Pingu, are you OK?
So, Pingu are you OK?
Are you OK, Pingu?
You've been missed by
You've been missed by-that slick bishie Ed

So they came with Rent-A-Zillas
It was a friday-what a wrong day
Taking care of accessories
It was an EDS with less hair

Pingu, are you OK?
So, Pingu are you OK?
Are you OK, Pingu?
Pingu, are you OK?
So, Pingu are you OK?
Are you OK, Pingu?
Pingu, are you OK?
So, Pingu are you OK?
Are you OK, Pingu?
Pingu, are you OK?
So, Pingu are you OK?
Are you OK, Pingu?

(Pingu are you OK?)
(Will you tell us that you're OK?)
(There is a sign in the classroom)
(That he shot with a plasmagun, Pingu)
(When his remote controll was smashed)
(He pulled out a reserve that he used)
(Then you went into a sidestreet)
(You were blasted)
(It was your hair)

(Pingu, are you OK?)
(So, Pingu are you OK?)
(Are you OK, Pingu?)
(You've been missed by)
(Your hair burned by-that slick bishie Ed)

Okay, I want you to flee in terror in an orderly manner!

Wah!
(Pingu are you OK?)
Please Sensei!
(Will you tell us that you're OK?)
Please Sensei!
(There is a sign in the classroom)
Please Sensei!
(That he shot with a plasmagun, Pingu)
Please Sensei!
(When his remote controll was smashed)
Please Sensei!
(He pulled out a reserve that he used)
Please Sensei, please listen!
(Then you went into a sidestreet)
Please Sensei!
(You were blasted)
(It was your hair-Pingu!)

(Pingu are you OK?)
Ed did it-Pingu!
(Will you tell us that you're OK?)
Ed did it-Pingu!
(There is a sign in the classroom)
Ed did it-Pingu!
(That he shot with a plasmagun, Pingu)
*FOOM!* *FOOM!*
(When his remote controll was smashed)
Ed did it!
(He pulled out a reserve that he used)
*FOOM!* *FOOM!* *FOOM!*
(Then you went into a sidestreet)
Ed did it!
(You were blasted)
(It was your hair-Pingu!)
*BOOM!!!*

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