Types: Filk, Piro, Largo, Humor
Me first try at p#!lkz...
Neeway, here it g03z:

Holiday of angst


I was sittin' in a plane
Reading manga during the flight
I heard a sick voice beside of me (3y3 |\|33|> h3[p!)
An' I looked 'round in a state of fright

d00d said:
"3y3 |\33d ]00
t0 g47z
d4 d0ct0r cause 3y3 n33d m4 p|11z,
907 p4!n in
m3 c#3s7"

The stewardess didn't seem to understand

An' I seh:

"I don't like 1337 sp33k-ah, oh no
I love it-ah! (Yeah)
I don't like 1337 sp33k-ah, oh no
I love it-ah!

Largo, don't you sit still,
Go translate it to her,
Largo don't you sit still,
or the l33t d00d might die here"

Well, Eri looked at my kitty ears
She said: "Must be the new mascot"
I said: "You've got to find someone else,
I have me bag' to take care of"

She said:
"I need you, you're hired now,
You'll help me run this dump
Else you'll be sorry you blew it
You'd better understand

That you're alo(oooo)ne,
No cash for tickets ho(oooo)me"

An' I seh:

"I don't like j-pop-ah, oh no
I love it-ah(Yeah)
I don't like j-pop-ah, oh no
I love it-ah

Largo, don't buy beer,
Don't you spend me cash,
Don't you ruin me life -
We're almost on our way home"

It was Erika's treat that time
So we went to a b33r g4rd3n
I heard a cute voice beside of me:
"Would you like something harder?"

She said:
"I got it, you wan' it
My bitchin' is the best
And if you listen you'll like it
And wallow in a holiday of angst (canon: Holiday of angst, holiday of angst...)"

An' I seh:

"Don't like Japan,
Oh no
I love her
Don't like Japan,
Oh no
I love her

Don't freak out, relax,
She will understand j00,
Don't freak out, relax,
Ther'll be much more to p#34r yet"

I don't like 1337 sp33k-ah, oh no!
I love it-ah! (Holiday of angst)

I don't like j-pop-ah, oh no!
I love it-ah! (Holiday of angst)

Don't like Japan, oh no!
I love her! (Holiday of angst)

fadeout

Original text:
"Dreadlock Holiday" by 10cc

I was walkin' down de street
Concentratin' on trackin' right
I heard a dark voice beside a' me (rustle)
An' I looked 'round in a state of fright

I saw four faces
One mad
A brother from the gutter
They looked me up and down a bit
And turned to each other

I seh:
I don't like cricket-ah! (Oh no!)
I love it-ah!
I don't like cricket-ah! (No, no!)
I love it-ah! (Yeh!)

Don't j00 walk thru my words,
Gotta show some respeck,
Don't j00 walk thru my words,
Cause j00 ain't heard me out yet!

Well, he looked down at my silver chain
He said: "I'll give you one dollar"
I said: "You've got to be jokin' man!
it was a present from me mother!"

He said: "I like it, I want it,
I'll take it off your hands
An you'll be sorry you've crossed me
You'd better understand that you're alone

A long way from home

An' I seh:

I don't like reggae, eh no, no!
I love it-ah! Yeah!
I don't like reggae, eh, oh!
I love it-ah! Yeah!

Don't j00 cramp me style,
Don't j00 queer me pitch,
Don't j00 walk thru my words,
Cause you ain't heard me out yet!

I hurried back to the swimmin' pool,
Sinkin' pina colada
I heard a dark voice beside me say:
Would you like something harder?

She said:"I've got it - you want it?
My harvest is the best
And if you try it you'll like it
And wallow in a dreadlock holiday(Canon:Dreadlock holiday, dreadlock holiday...)

An' I seh:

Don't like Jamaica, oh no!
I love her! Yeh!
Don't like Jamaica, oh no!
I love her! Oh yeah!

Don't you walk thru her words,
gotta show some respeck!
Don't you walk thru her words,
Cause you ain't heard her out yet!

I don't like cricket-ah!
I love it-ah! (Dreadlock holiday)
I don't like reggae, oh no!
I love it-ah! (Dreadlock holiday)
Don't like Jamaica! Yay!
I love her! (Dreadlock holiday)
fadeout

A cover of the original song can be found

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edit: cropped crap

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