Moeko Man
(to the tune of "Macho Man")

Fanboy, wanna be a fanboy,
Fanboy, baby, such a freaky fanboy,
Fanboy, wanna run with fanboys,
Fanboy, havin' fun with fanboys,
Fanboy, gonna shout "hey fanboy!"
Fanboy, talkin' 'bout a fanboy,
Fanboy, gotta be a fanboy,
Fanboy, kigurumi fanboy!

Listen here,

Every fan wants to be a Moeko, Moeko man,
To wear a serafuku makes 'im feel so grand,
Shave legs every mornin', armpits too,
Dressin' like his favorite ee-do-roo,
You can best believe me, he's a Moeko man,
Glad to burn your eyeballs anyway he can,
j0, j0, j0, j0, j0...

Moeko, Moeko man,
I gotta be a Moeko man,
Moeko, Moeko man,
I gotta be a Moeko!

Moeko, Moeko man,
I gotta be a Moeko man,
Moeko, Moeko man,
I gotta be a Moeko!

Fanboy, I'm a red-hot fanboy,
Fanboy, don't you knock my fanboy,
Fanboy, I walk proud, a fanboy,
Fanboy, in a crowd of fanboys,
Fanboy, such an obsessed fanboy,
Fanboy, I'm a cross-dressed fanboy,
Fanboy, I'll deploy like a fanboy,
Fanboy, she'll enjoy this fanboy!

You can tell a Moeko, he's got a funky stance,
Dedicated fanboy, he doesn't wear his pants,
Showin' off his cosplay, he's so neat,
Correct in every detail, underneath,
You can best believe me, he's a Moeko man,
Imitates his idol, he's a bubba-chan!
j0, j0, j0, j0, j0...

Moeko, Moeko man,
I gotta be a Moeko man,
Moeko, Moeko man,
I gotta be a Moeko!

Moeko, Moeko man,
I gotta be a Moeko man,
Moeko, Moeko man,
I gotta be a Moeko!

Fanboy, a fanboy, fanboy, wanna be a fanboy,
Fanboy, baby, fanboy, fanboy, come and join us fanboys,
Fanboy, baby, fanboy, fanboy, love to strut, a fanboy,
Fanboy, baby, fanboy, fanboy, it's too much, the fanboy!

So hot, bubba fanboy,
All right!

Every man ought to be a Moeko, Moeko man,
Stalkin' his idoru, that's a life that's grand,
Dress in skirts and blouses, that's ideal,
Singin' themes falsetto style, that's what's real,
You can best believe that he's a Moeko man,
Gotta recreate her, that's his plan!
j0, j0, j0, j0, j0...

Moeko, Moeko man,
I gotta be a Moeko man,
Moeko, Moeko man,
I gotta be a Moeko!

Moeko, Moeko man,
I gotta be a Moeko man,
Moeko, Moeko man,
I gotta be a Moeko!

Moeko, Moeko man,
I gotta be a Moeko man,
Moeko, Moeko man,
I gotta be a Moeko!

I gotta be a Moeko man,
I gotta be a mucho Moeko, Moeko, Moeko man,
I gotta be a Moeko!

(Apologies to the Village People. More or less.)
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Macho Man
The Village People


Body, wanna feel my body,
body, baby, such a thrill, my body
Body, wanna touch my body,
body, baby, it's too much, my body
Body, check it out, my body, body,
baby, don't you doubt, my body
Body, talking about my body, body,
baby, checking out my body

Listen here

Every man wants to be a macho, macho man
To have the kind of body always in demand
Joggin' in the mornings, go man go
Work up to the hill's top, muscles grow
You can best believe me
He's a macho man
Glad he took you down with anyone you can
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

Macho, macho man
I gotta be a macho man
Macho macho man
I gotta be a macho

Macho, macho man
I gotta be a macho man
Macho macho man
I gotta be a macho

Body, its so hot, my body,
Body, love to pop my body,
Body, love to please my body,
Body, don't you tease my body,
Body, you'll adore my body,
Body, come explore my body,
Body, made by God, my body,
Body, it's so good, my body

You can tell a macho, he has a funky walk
his western shirts and leather, always look so boss
Funky with his body, he's a king
call him Mister Eagle, dig his chains
You can best believe that, he's a macho man
likes to be the leader, he never dresses grand

Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Macho, macho man
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho! (all right)

Macho, macho man (yeah, yeah)
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho! All Right!

Body, my body, body, wanna feel my body
Body, baby, body, body, come and thrill my body
Body, baby, body, body, love to funk, my body
Body, baby, body, body, it's so hot, my body

So hot, yeah my body
Allright

Everyman ought to be a macho, macho man
To live a life of freedom, machos make a stand
Have your own lifestyles and ideals
Access the strip of competence, that's the skill
You can best believe that he's a macho man
He's the special god son in anybody's land
hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

Macho, macho man
I gotta be a macho man
Macho macho man
I gotta be a macho

Macho, macho man
I gotta be a macho man
Macho macho man
I gotta be a macho

Macho, macho man
I gotta be a macho man
Macho macho man
I gotta be a macho

I gotta be a macho man
I gotta be a mucho mucho, macho macho man
I gotta be a macho

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