Okay... don't ask when or where or how I got the idea for this filk... All I know is it popped into my head sometime after reading the latest of Mike's threads. I'm probably gonna get blasted for this, but here goes...

By the way, when I refer to "The Vagrant", I mean Mike The Vagrant, not The VAGRANT (of RPing).
Mine: The Vagrant

Just a random comic that was scanned
The problem with what rabid fans demand
Violate one's inner nature
To witness this bizarre feature
And start what only he e'er could have planned

[1/2 Chorus]
Drawing maker, Ideal breaker
In forums he resides
His infamy his pride
We can't stop runnin'
The Vagrant's comin'
[/ 1/2 Chorus]

N00bs, the threat, they will not realize
Until Mike's drawings burn straight through their eyes
Beware these threads if you're a newbie,
You'll find that their content is screwy,
And hope Lukkai still has some bleach supplies!

[Chorus]
Drawing maker, Ideal breaker
In forums he resides
His infamy his pride
We can't stop runnin'
The Vagrant's comin'
Shock producing, Pain inducing
He always will surprise
Make sure to shield your eyes
We can't stop runnin'
The Vagrant's comin'
[/Chorus]

Someday soon, we can't know when,
He will show us again
Just how strange he can be
And make us wish that we didn't see...

[Chorus]

Can't stop runnin'
The Vagrant's comin'
Can't stop runnin'
The Vagrant's comin'
Can't stop runnin'
The Vagrant's comin'
The Vagrant's comin'

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Original: The Dragon
Artist: Lawrence Gowan
Album: Lost Brotherhood


Just a little problem, out of hand
The consequence of supply and demand
Violate the laws of nature
End up with this awesome creature
Another mouth to feed that no one planned

[1/2 Chorus]
Evil sire, breathing fire
Belching smoke and fumes
Behold the face of doom
We can't stop runnin'
The Dragon's comin'
[/ 1/2 Chorus]

Fools will still deny the threat is real
Though the jaws are snapping at our heels
We tamed the wilds and raped the forests
Mowed down everything before us
Dressed our dreams in cloaks of chrome and steel

[Chorus]
Evil sire, breathing fire
Belching smoke and fumes
Behold the face of doom
We can't stop runnin'
The Dragon's comin'
Death defiant man-made giant
The sum of all we killed
A living toxic will
We can't stop runnin'
The Dragon's comin'
[/Chorus]

Maybe someday, we can't know when
Life will rise up again
And a new light will shine
On the dark ages we leave behind

[Chorus]

Can't stop runnin'
The Dragon's comin'
Can't stop runnin'
The Dragon's comin'
Can't stop runnin'
The Dragon's comin'
The Dragon's comin'

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... So, what do you think? *cringes*

P.S. While Mike was the original subject of this, I also considered doing it with Psycho-Piro...

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