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The Battle of MegaGamers
(to the tune of "The Battle of New Orleans")

Some 18 classmates took a little stroll,
Along with Largo-sensei through the streets of Toky-j0.
We brought along a ninja and we headed off to war,
And we fought the nerdy fanboys at the MegaGamers store.

We charged the crowd and the fanboys kept a-comin',
But there wasn't not as many as there was a while ago.
Charged once more and they began to runnin'
On down Sumida River to the Bay of Tokyo.


Well, we looked down the street where the fans were getting loud,
And there must have been five hundred of 'em waitin' in the crowd,
They raised their cries and waved their Hayasaka signs,
We watched in disbelief because we thought they'd lost their minds.

We charged the crowd and the fanboys kept a-comin',
But there wasn't not as many as there was a while ago.
Charged once more and they began to runnin'
On down Sumida River to the Bay of Tokyo.


Our teacher said we could wipe 'em from the street,
If we reached down deep inside us for the skillz that made us l33t,
We formed our ranks with that ravin' gaijin nut,
Then we dashed right up behind 'em and we kicked 'em in the.....but,

We charged the crowd and the fanboys kept a-comin',
But there wasn't not as many as there was a while ago.
Charged once more and they began to runnin'
On down Sumida River to the Bay of Tokyo.


Yeah, they ran through the traffic and they ran by the train tracks,
And they ran through the storm drains where a chibi couldn't go,
They ran so fast that our ninja couldn't catch 'em,
On down Sumida River to the Bay of Tokyo.

Our fire support was a homicidal bish
With a cannon full of plasma and the conscience of a fish,
A cowboy-cop came ridin' with a 'zilla on a leash,
When the bishi fired the cannon off it cleaned the zilla's teeth.

We charged the crowd and the fanboys kept a-comin',
But there wasn't not as many as there was a while ago.
Charged once more and they began to runnin'
On down Sumida River to the Bay of Tokyo.


Yeah, they ran through the traffic and they ran by the train tracks,
And they ran through the storm drains where a chibi couldn't go,
They ran so fast that our ninja couldn't catch 'em,
On down Sumida River to the Bay of Tokyo.

Yah hee.

(apologies to Johhny Horton and Boxcar Willie)
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The Battle of New Orleans
Johnny Horton

words & music by Boxcar Willie

In 1814 we took a little trip,
Along with Colonel Jackson down the mighty Mississip.
We took a little bacon and we took a little beans,
And we fought the bloody British in the town of New Orleans.

We fired our guns and the British kept a comin',
But there wasn't not as many as there was awhile ago.
Fired once more and they began to runnin'
On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.

Well, we looked down the river and we see'd the British come.
And there must have been a hundred of 'em beatin' on the drum.
They stepped so high and they made the bugle ring.
We stood behind our cotton bales and didnąt say a thing.

We fired our guns and the British kept a comin',
But there wasn't not as many as there was awhile ago.
Fired once more and they began to runnin'
On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.

Old Hick'ry said we could take 'em by surprise,
If we didnąt fire our muskets till we looked 'em in the eyes.
We held our fire till we see'd their faces well,
Then we opened up our squirrel guns and really gave 'em.....well,

We fired our guns and the British kept a comin',
But there wasn't not as many as there was awhile ago.
Fired once more and they began to runnin'
On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.

Yeah, they ran through the briars and they ran through the brambles.
And they ran through the bushes where a rabbit couldn't go.
They ran so fast that the hounds couldn't catch 'em,
On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.

We fired our cannons till the barrel melted down,
Then we grabbed an alligator and we fought another round.
We filled his head with cannonballs and powdered his behind,
And when we touched the powder off, the gator lost his mind.

We fired our guns and the British kept a comin',
But there wasn't not as many as there was awhile ago.
Fired once more and they began to runnin'
On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.

Yeah, they ran through the briars and they ran through the brambles.
And they ran through the bushes where a rabbit couldn't go.
They ran so fast that the hounds couldn't catch 'em,
On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.

Yah hee.

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