Types: Filk, Piro, Largo, Ed, Dom
Gamer's Paradise

Largo:As I walk down the street trying to kill the undead
I take a look all around
And realize I've lost my head
'Cause I've been pointing and clicking so long
That what few neurons I may have had are gone
But I never shot a f00 when I didn't have to
That chick's tryin' to steal your soul, run away from her fast, d00d
You'd better watch where you're going
You can't be knowing
How that psycho raver chick is going to throw you

Piro:Don't mean to interrupt you, but by and by,
I've wondered if that "pistol smoke" has made you high
You're seeing zillas and zombies lining the street in the night
And also in daylight
Somethin' 'bout this don't seem right

Piro & Largo:
We'll spend the rest of our lives
Livin' in this gamer's paradise
We'll spend the rest of our lives
Livin' in this gamer's paradise

We spend cash, and it ain't wise
Livin' in this gamer's paradise
Our wages are on the rise
Livin' in this gamer's paradise

Ed: Look at the adversary, it's kinda scary
I'm supposed to wreck the bot, but the thing's too damn sweet,
And I've got to blend in with the scenery
Anime-watching doctor made my face too freaky
Dom: Sega employs this Shirt Guy, and he writes his own lines
Put away the other apps with some rounds from a nine
I'm a fully equipped all-around gamer
Largo:And the Black Ops are coming for you foolish l4m3rs.
f00ls! Your soul's devourer sits a few feet away
And if you don't stop then she's gonna get you some day
Go on and play, if you dare, but will you be here tomorrow?
With her around, you can never know.

Piro: Tell me, how can they be so crazy
And cause so much in insanity?

Ed, Dom, & Largo:
We'll be spendin' most our lives
Livin' in this gamer's paradise
Watch our kill count slowly rise
Livin' in this gamer's paradise

We'll keep spendin' most our lives
Livin' in this gamer's paradise
We're just three psychotic guys
Livin' in a gamer's paradise

Seraphim: Piro, you need money,
Largo: ph33r! I have t3h p0w4!
Piro: Workin' for a living
Every day more sour
Than the last one as the mob of fanboys comes runnin'
And lookin' for their friend Moeko
Yanagisawa: This crowd's drivin' me loco.
Largo: So many things to burn
But I haven't got the credit
A limit on combating 3vil? D00d, they're gonna get it
If they refuse
And lock me up, I'll get Junpei
And Rent-A-Zilla will bust the place up! W00!

Piro, Largo, Ed, & Dom:
We been spendin' most our lives
Livin' in this gamer's paradise
We'll be spending most our lives
Living in this gamer's paradise

No consequence to our lives
Living in this gamer's paradise
'Till a certain author dies
We'll be in this ganmer's paradise

Piro: Tell me, how could we be so crazy?
We got here, but won't get back easy.

Tell me, how could we be so crazy?
We got here, but what now? We'll soon see.
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Gangsta's Paradise - Coolio

As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death
I take a look at my life
And realize there's nothing left
'Cause I've been blasting and laughing so long
That even my momma thinks that my mind has gone
But I ain't never crossed a man that didn't deserve it
Me be treated like a punk, you know that's unheard of
You betta watch how ya talking
And where ya walking
Or you and your homies might be lined in chalk

I really hate to trip but I gotta loc
As they croak, I see myself in the pistol smoke
Fool, I'm the kinda g that little homie's wanna be like
On my knees in the night
Saying prayers in the street light

We been spending most our lives
Living in the gangsta's paradise
We been spending most our lives
Living in the gangsta's paradise

We keep spending most our lives
Living in the gangsta's paradise
We keep spending most our lives
Living in the gangsta's paradise

Look at the situation, they got me facing
I can't live a normal life, I was raised by the street
So I gotta be down with the 'hood team
Too much television watching, got me chasing dreams
I'm a educated fool with money on my mind
Got my ten in my hand and a gleam in my eye
I'm a locked out gangsta, set tripping banger
And my homies are down so don't arouse my anger
Fool, death ain't nothing but a heart beat away
I'm living life do or die, what can I say?
I'm twenty-three now , but will I ever live to see twenty-four?
The way things is going I don't know.

Tell me why are we so blind to see
That the ones we hurt are you and me?

We been spending most their lives
Living in the gangsta's paradise
We been spending most their lives
Living in the gangsta's paradise

We keep spending most our lives
Living in the gangsta's paradise
We keep spending most our lives
Living in the gangsta's paradise

Power and the money
Money and the power
Minute after minute
Hour after hour
Everybody's running, but half of them ain't looking
It's going on in the kitchen
But I don't know what's cooking.
They say I gotta learn
But nobody's here to teach me
If they can't understand it, how can they reach me?
I guess they can't
I guess they won't, I guess they front
That's why I know my life is out of luck, foo!

We been spending most their lives
Living in a gangsta's paradise
We been spending most their lives
Living in a gangsta's paradise

We keep spending most our lives
Living in the gangsta's paradise
We keep spending most our lives
Living in the gangsta's paradise

Tell me why are we so blind to see
That the ones we hurt are you and me?

Tell me why are we so blind to see
That the ones we hurt are you and me?

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