Types: Filk, Kimiko, Piro, Humor
Lyrics follow for those who haven't been hiding under Rock for the past decade or so.
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Avoid Her Hot Coffee

Bad waitress
Surrounded
By incompetency
They're jotting
Measurements
They need some hot coffee
Now they will
Be hurting
For weeks and weeks on end
Maybe this
Will teach them
Not to do that again

Avoid
Avoid her
Her and her hot coffee
Avoid
Avoid her
Her and her hot coffee

Lately there's
A white boy
Been coming 'round the place
The first time he was here, he
Got the pot in his face
She's getting
Dangerous
Unintentionally.
How much more
Coffee can
She waste? We'll have to see

Avoid
Avoid her
Her and her hot coffee
Avoid
Avoid her
Her and her hot coffee

I pity
The fool who
Tries to take it away
Mess with her
And you will
Not see another day
If you want
To fire her
Then go ahead and try
But don't try
To blame me
If your skin starts to fry

Avoid
Avoid her
Her and her hot coffee
Avoid
Avoid her
Her and her hot coffee
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Don't Stand So Close To Me - The Police

Young teacher
The subject
Of schoolgirl fantasy
She wants him
So badly
Knows what she wants to be
Inside him
There's longing
This girl's an open page
Bookmarking
She's so close now
This girl is half his age

Don't stand
Don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me
Don't stand
Don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me

Her friends are
So jealous
You know how bad girls get
Sometimes it's not so easy
To be the teacher's pet
Temptation
Frustration
So bad it makes him cry
Wet bus stop
She's waiting
His car is warm and dry

Don't stand
Don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me
Don't stand
Don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me

Loose talk in
The classroom
To hurt they try and try
Strong words in
The staffroom
The accusations fly
It's no use
He sees her
He starts to shake and cough
Just like the
Old man in
That book by Nabokov

Don't stand
Don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me
Don't stand
Don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me

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