What Shall We do with the Drunken Largo?

What shall we do with the drunken Largo?
What shall we do with the drunken Largo?
What shall we do with the drunken Largo? Early in the morning

Hit him with a bus like Excel Saga
Hit him with a bus like Excel Saga
Hit him with a bus like Excel Saga early in the morning

<Eek!> AARGH! And fetch a medic
<Eek!> AARGH! And fetch a medic
<Eek!> AARGH! And fetch a medic early in the morning

What shall we do with the pervy Largo?
What shall we do with the pervy Largo?
What shall we do with the pervy Largo? Early in the morning

Break his arm in several places
Break his arm in several places
Break his arm in several places early in the morning

Crack! Snap! and ph34r the booth-babe
Crack! Snap! and ph34r the booth-babe
Crack! Snap! and ph34r the booth-babe early in the morning

What shall we do with the obscene Largo?
What shall we do with the obscene Largo?
What shall we do with the obscene Largo? Early in the morning

Cover him with sheet-metal till he's decent
Cover him with sheet-metal till he's decent
Cover him with sheet-metal till he's decent early in the morning

Oh dear! Please look away Miho
Oh dear! Please look away Miho
Oh dear! Please look away Miho early in the morning

What shall we do with the naked Largo?
What shall we do with the naked Largo?
What shall we do with the naked Largo? Early in the morning

Throw things at him till he dresses
Throw things at him till he dresses
Throw things at him till he dresses early in the morning

Crash! Smash! Please put some pants on!!
Crash! Smash! Please put some pants on!!
Crash! Smash! Please put some pants on!! Early in the morning

Original:

It's a sea shanty, there are too many different versions for me to give you a definitive one. They don't even all agree on the title line.

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