A simple havoc making thing
A simple desultory phillipic
Simon and Garfunkle.
I've seen Piro dating, driniking, hating...
I've seen Junpei rockin', nearly sockin'
I'll hear Chobits jokes and out-takes till I die.
I've been blip-branded,
They disbanded the Ninja Guild, and now they're stranded,
That's what happens to, well, nevermind. 
I've seen Ping tossin', never bossin'
I've seen Miho-chan, the gothic godess,
Well I've bought all the swag I need to have. 
And I learned teh l33t from Largo -- see,
The chicks are all racked and really stacked,
So I'll take an eechi-pill a day. 
I know Piro's brains are small,
Couldn't teach Yuki-san at all,
Not as lame as you and me,
But let's take it seriously.
He's so jingai, that when you say "Kirin?" 
He thinks you're going to Tokyo Zoo.
Wherever that is.
The man just got no l33tn355.
But it's good Tohya,
Everybody must get fragged.
I've been Dom-and-Eded, been Rent-a-Deaded.
Tsubasa-san, kaerinasai! 
I've been 'spected, left'ed, nose-by-leded,
Been Seraphimed and Asmodeaned
She's just found out that that cat wants a bone.
I been Norman Mailered, Maxwell Taylored.
I been John O'Hara'd, McNamara'd.
I been Rolling Stoned and Beatled till I'm blind.
I been Ayn Randed, nearly branded
Communist, 'cause I'm left-handed.
That's the hand I use, well, never mind!
I been Phil Spectored, resurrected.
I been Lou Adlered, Barry Sadlered.
Well, I paid all the dues I want to pay.
And I learned the truth from Lenny Bruce,
And all my wealth won't buy me health,
So I smoke a pint of tea a day.
I knew a man, his brain was so small,
He couldn't think of nothing at all.
He's not the same as you and me.
He doesn't dig poetry. He's so unhip that
When you say Dylan, he thinks you're talking about Dylan Thomas,
Whoever he was.
The man ain't got no culture,
But it's alright, ma,
Everybody must get stoned.
I been Mick Jaggered, silver daggered.
Andy Warhol, won't you please come home?
I been mothered, fathered, aunt and uncled,
Been Roy Haleed and Art Garfunkeled.
I just discovered somebody's tapped my phone.
 *cough* God-modders */cough*
 Kirin is a type of beer. Kirin is also a giraffe.
 Actually, the same as the original, but in japanese. Kaerinasai = Come home.
This is what happens when you get a song stuck in your head right before going to bed... you stay up until 1 filking it! *headplant*
Catch y'all later!
- Seyo-seyo Revolution