I heard the chorus while flipping through radio stations yesterday and thought it too ridiculous not to use. "Save A Horse, Ride A Cowboy"? What oddities will the music industry come up with next? Original lyrics follow.
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Save Your Cash (Rent A Zilla)

Largo:
Well I'm thrown into a cell
Cussing 'bout the large 3vil
She can kill, make you ill, leave your corpse there lyin' still at will
And I'll see my ninja friend Junpei today
And everything will be okay
And this jail cell will never be the same

'Cause my ninja will bring help
and I'll break out of this prison
We'll bring some buildings down
'Cause the evil will have risen
Sitting up atop the shoulder
Of an ancient city killer
'Cause Junpei said
"Save your time, Rent-A-Zilla!"
If you're stuck in jail
Save your fine, rent a Zilla.

Well I don't care about legality
Brutality means fatalities
In this city of surreality
Fanboy mobs!
And I wouldn't trade my ninja
or my R-A-Z for your R-C-P
That's insanity
I'm the only gaijin here crazy enough...

And my ninja will bring help
and I'll break out of this prison
We'll bring the buildings down
'Cause the 3vil will have risen
Sitting up atop the shoulder
Of an ancient city killer
'Cause Junpei said
"Save your cash, rent a Zilla!"
When you've got to go
Save your time, Rent A Zilla

[Spoken]
"I'm an anglophile"
She said with a smile
Creeping me out all the while
I'd spent my days in a haze
Dumpster diving for spare parts
I was stalking evil
Walking, drinking, and rarely if ever thinking
And I was doing well until I got thrown in prison
So I was stuck in jail
Had no cash to post my bail
The cops had been on my tail
All day long
But then Junpei came to town
Lookin' sharp, and askin' round
Until he found me and busted me out of that joint
With a lizard!

So my ninja brought me help
And I broke out of that prison
We brought some buildings down
'Cause the evil, it had risen
Riding up upon the shoulder
'Cause Junpei said
"Save your time, Rent A Zilla!"
He's the man, he's
Paid in rinds, Rent-A-Zilla!

Sonoda: Hm? What?
Oh, my God, Rent-a-Zilla!
Everybody down!
There's a man on a Zilla!
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Big & Rich - Save A Horse (Ride A Cowboy)

Well, I walk into the room
Passing out hundred dollar bills
And it kills and it thrills like the horns on my Silverado grill
And I buy the bar a double round of crown
And everybody's getting down
And this town ain't never gonna be the same.

[Chorus:]
Cause I saddle up my horse
And I ride into the city
I make a lot of noise
Cause the girls they are so pretty
Riding up and down Broadway
On my old stud Leroy
And the girls say
Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
Everybody says
Save a horse, Ride a cowboy

Well I don't give a dang about nothing
I'm singing and Bling- Blanging
While the girls are drinking
Long necks down!
And I wouldn't trade ol' Leroy
Or my Chevrolet for your Escalade
Or your freak parade
I'm the only John Wayne left in this town

And I saddle up my horse
And I ride into the city
I make a lot of noise
Cause the girls they are so pretty
Riding up and down Broadway
On my old stud Leroy
And the girls say
Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
Everybody says
Save a horse, Ride a cowboy

[Spoken:]
I'm a thorough-bred
That's what she said
In the back of my truck bed
As I was gettin' buzzed on suds
Out on some back country road.
We were flying high
Fining, whine, having ourselves a big and rich time
And I was going, just about as far as she'd let me go.
But her evaluation
Of my cowboy reputation
Had me begging for salvation
All night long
So I took her out giggin frogs
Introduced her to my old bird dog
And sang her every Willie Nelson song I could think of
And we made love

And I saddled up my horse
And I ride into the city
I make a lot of noise
Cause the girls they are so pretty
Riding up and down Broadway
On my old stud Leroy
And the girls say
Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
Everybody says
Save a horse, Ride a cowboy

What? What?
Save A Horse Ride A Cowboy
Everybody says
Save a Horse Ride a Cowboy
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Hope you enjoyed...
-Wordsmith

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