Types: Filk
Girl in the Snow
A filk of "Man on the Moon"
Apologies to REM, and to McFinnigan, who has already filked this particular song. Go read it too!
By Caduceus-kun

Ping the Robot wonders about life. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yuki Sonoda wants to learn to draw. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
At arcade games, Moe Moe Ball, Mosh Mosh, and Quake, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
L33t Largo-sensei won't make a mistake. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's play Unreal, let's play Myst. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Forgetting lessons will make people pissed. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hey, Yuki did you read about this one? Sounds like what is happ'ning to you.
Hey, Yuki are you crushing on Piro? (He's dreamy!) Are your thoughts askew?
Do you believe you're like that girl in the snow? (Girl in the snow?)
Do you believe he forgot about you? Then it's time to go...

Miho went walking with some cat ears on. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Piro wonders where Largo's brain's gone. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Tokyo* was trampled by a drunken turtle. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ed from Sony flattened when it was hurtled. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hey, Yuki did you read about this one? Sounds like what is happ'ning to you.
Hey, Yuki are you crushing on Piro? (He's dreamy!) Are your thoughts askew?
Do you believe you're like that girl in the snow? (Girl in the snow?)
Do you believe he forgot about you? Then it's time to go...

Here's a little choker for the Yuki fanatics. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Here's a little goth distracting again. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Here's a cell phone without charged batteries. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Miss Yuki Sonoda looking depressed [she's forgotten]. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hey, Yuki did you read about this one? Sounds like what is happ'ning to you.
Hey, Yuki are you crushing on Piro? (He's dreamy!) Are your thoughts askew?
Do you believe you're like that girl in the snow? (Girl in the snow?)
Do you believe he forgot about you? Then it's time to go...

Do you believe you're like that girl in the snow? (Girl in the snow?)
Do you believe he forgot about you? Then it's time to go...
Do you believe you're like that girl in the snow? (Girl in the snow?)
Do you believe he forgot about you? Then it's time to go...
[Repeat ad nauseum]

*-pronounce Tokyo as two syllables to make it scan right.

Man on the Moon
By REM

Mott the Hoople and the game of Life. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Andy Kaufman in the wrestling match. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Monopoly, Twenty one, checkers, and chess. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Mister Fred Blassie in a breakfast mess. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's play Twister, let's play Risk. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
See you heaven if you make the list. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hey, Andy did you hear about this one? Tell me, are you locked in the punch?
Hey Andy are you goofing on Elvis? Hey, baby. Are we losing touch?
If you believed they put a man on the moon, man on the moon.
If you believe there's nothing up my sleeve, then nothing is cool.

Moses went walking with the staff of wood. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Newton got beaned by the apple good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Egypt was troubled by the horrible asp. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Mister Charles Darwin had the gall to ask. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hey Andy did you hear about this one? Tell me, are you locked in the punch?
Hey, Andy are you goofing on Elvis? Hey, baby. Are you having fun?
If you believed they put a man on the moon, man on the moon.
If you believe there's nothing up my sleeve, then nothing is cool.

Here's a little agit for the never-believer. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Here's a little ghost for the offering. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Here's a truck stop instead of Saint Peter's. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Mister Andy Kaufman's gone wrestling [wrestling bears]. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hey Andy did you hear about this one? Tell me, are you locked in the punch?
Hey Andy are you goofing on Elvis, hey baby, are we losing touch?
If you believed they put a man on the moon, man on the moon.
If you believe there's nothing up my sleeve, then nothing is cool.

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