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Bloodless Shade of Pale, by Dang Fool

They danced the night fantastic.
Raved wildly out the door.
I was shooting all the zombies
As the blood pour'd on the floor.
The room was getting darker
As the flesh was blown away.
When I looked up for a reload
The sunrise brought the day.

I wondered as I wandered
If the mirror shows her hale.
I more than half have doubted
I'd see her bloodless shade of pale

She said, 'His drugs have faded.
He fears for all our safety.
And he said things 'bout your mother
with words not to come from me.'
Of the many preparations
for the undead that I seek,
I've papers now in order
And can counter them all next week.

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Original Lyrics:
Whiter Shade of Pale, Procol Harum

We skipped the light fandango
turned cartwheels 'cross the floor
I was feeling kinda seasick
but the crowd called out for more
The room was humming harder
as the ceiling flew away
When we called out for another drink
the waiter brought a tray

And so it was that later
as the miller told his tale
that her face, at first just ghostly,
turned a whiter shade of pale

She said, 'There is no reason
and the truth is plain to see.'
But I wandered through my playing cards
and would not let her be
one of sixteen vestal virgins
who were leaving for the coast
and although my eyes were open
they might have just as well've been closed

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