I was browsing the CWDB when I came across "Everybody Must Get Ownzed". Now, I don't like Bob Dylan, but the idea of having everybody contribute verses is pretty cool and vaguely reminiscent of the MetaRenga. So, since I heard my little brother singing it, (where did he get this, anyway?) Afroman's "Because I Got High" became "Because I Logged In".
All verses sound like this:
I was gonna clean my room
But I got high
I was gonna get up and find the broom
But I got high
Now my room is still messed up, and I know why
Because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
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Wordsmith's verses:

I was gonna write a paper
But I logged in
It would've been a crazy caper
But I logged in
Now my teacher's on my case, But that's no sin
It's 'cause I logged in
Because I logged in
Because I logged in

I was gonna go on a date
But I logged in
It probably would've been great
But I logged in
Now I stood my girlfriend up, but that's no sin
It's 'cause I logged in
Because I logged in
Because I logged in
Types:
I was gonna get a job
But I logged in
It would've made me a few "bob"
But I logged in
Now I can't pay the rent, but that's no sin
It's 'cause I logged in
Because I logged in
Because I logged in
Types:
I was gonna CG some strips
But then I logged in
Horribly, I kept screwing up the lips
But then I logged in
Now it's all in the Recycling Bin
It's 'cause I logged in
Because I logged in
Because I logged in
Types:
I would've written a filk
but I logged in
I would've joined the bard's ilk
but I logged in
Now my brain is mush, and my eyes'll spin
just 'cause I logged in
because I logged in
because I logged in
Types:
I was gonna do some work
But I logged in
I was gonna no longer in SD lurk
But I logged in
It all sums up in no work done, and 'signment thin
It's 'cause I logged in
Because I logged in
Because I logged in
Types:
I was gonna study for school
But I logged in
Had a test 'cause my teacher is cruel
But I logged in
So I made a failing grade on what I'm majoring in
'Cause I logged in
'Cause I logged in
'Cause I logged in
Types:
Tonight was the nigt I was gonna get some sleep
But I logged in
I really need to spend time countin' sheep
But I logged in
I guess I can sleep in the cube again
Because I Logged in
Because I Logged in
Because I Logged in
Types:
I was gonna go watch TV
But I logged in.
I was gonna sit down and watch TV,
But I logged in.
But there's sod all on the box, and I know why..
'Cause they're logged in
'Cause they're logged in
'Cause they're logged in...
I was gonna go buy food
But I logged in
Trying not to get mad at the n00bs
Although they logged in
My fridge is barren still
To my roomie's chagrin
It's 'cause I logged in
Because I logged in
Because I logged in...
Types:
(Largo)
I was gonna 0wn that boss
But I logged in
I'd remain without a loss
But I logged in
Now he's beat me thrice
Whole game's a toss
Cause I logged in
Because I logged in
Because I logged in
Types:
Damn. Been a while since I've seen one of these. There goes my intended hiatus. Still, 'tis a cool idea, Word!

I wuz gonna hunt some wabbit,
But I logged in.
Wuz gonna sneak wight up and gwab it,
But I logged in.
Now I'm wighting widdle filks, with a silly gwin,
Because I logged in,
Because I logged in,
Because I logged in.
Types:
[296.6]

I was gonna make a pass
But I logged in
Eh, she'd have knocked me on my *ahem*
But I logged in
Now I haven't got a date, but that's no sin
It's 'cause I logged in
Because I logged in
Because I logged in

<QUOTE> (Shoka @ Nov 20 2004, 01:28 AM)Damn. Been a while since I've seen one of these. There goes my intended hiatus. Still, 'tis a cool idea, word!</QUOTE>
By the dear and holy lord of all the little penguins, it's Shoka! Okay, Word, I'm impressed, you've lured the !-a-penguin out of hiding!
Types:
I was gonna do my homework, main (mainly, don't tell me I can't write that)
But then I logged in
I was gonna do my math, but in vain
But then I logged in
Now I'm sitting under the bridge, and I'm in pain
(oooh-ooh)
It's 'cause I logged in
Because I logged in
Because I logged in

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