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Talk Like A Shinobi
(to the tune of "Walk Like An Egyptian")

All the gaijin with console games
They want to come here to Megatokyo,
Don't spend enough dough (toe-kee-j0),
And scare the staff at the game show.

All the officials in Japan
Want to send those crazy d00ds back,
Ninja for hire (toe-kee-j0)
Engage them in some Mortal Kombat.

SEGA spies and SONY guys say
Hey toe-kee-j0, hey toe-kee-j0
Talk like a shinobi.

Klutzy waitress with a coffee pot
Is dangerous when she goes to pour,
Maybe she slipped (toe-kee-j0),
Or maybe not, either way you're feeling sore.

All the school kids in Engrish class,
There's a l33t place they'd rather be,
Lost in arcade dreams (toe-kee-j0),
They're talking like a shinobi.

Hear the girl on the traffic light say
Hey toe-kee-j0, hey toe-kee-j0
Talk like a shinobi.

Dropping words ain't absurd if you try
Like you and me and we and I,
Ninja-speak is l33t (toe-kee-j0),
And broken grammar gets you by.

If you want to find all the ninjas
They're hiding out in your blind spot,
They've got a knack (toe-kee-j0)
For being where you're looking not!

All the school kids have this yen,
They're secret ninja wanna-be's,
Here them speak again (toe-kee-j0),
They talk like they are shinobi.

All the origami ninjas say
Hey toe-kee-j0, hey toe-kee-j0
Talk like a shinobi.

(apologies to the Bangles)

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