It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Mayhem

It's beginning to look a lot like mayhem
Ev'rywhere you turn
There's a turtle getting drunk, a robot who smells like gunk
With an angry visage; won't Gameru learn?

It's beginning to look a lot like mayhem
Fanboys 'round the store
But they're starting to be controlled because Largo is so bold
As to fight them more

To see sad girls in snow while suffering angsty woe
Is the thing that Piro desires
And the only real thing that our robot friend Ping
Wants is help in putting out fires
And nine times out of ten I'd say that Dom and Ed are liars

It's beginning to look a lot like mayhem
Ev'ry place you see
There's a zilla outside the school, and one with that l33t f00l
But let there be a smaller one for me

It's beginning to look a lot like mayhem
Sirens soon will wail
And the thing that will make them start is not some fool's warm heart
But Largo out of jail.
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Woo. Didn't think I'd be able to pull that off.
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Original lyrics? Fine....
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It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Ev'rywhere you go;
Take a look in the five-and-ten, glistening once again
With candy canes and silver lanes aglow.

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas,
Toys in ev'ry store,
But the prettiest sight to see is the holly that will be
On your own front door.

A pair of hopalong boots and a pistol that shoots
Is the wish of Barney and Ben;
Dolls that will talk and will go for a walk
Is the hope of Janice and Jen;
And Mom and Dad can hardly wait for school to start again.

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Ev'rywhere you go;
There's a tree in the Grand Hotel, one in the park as well,
The sturdy kind that doesn't mind the snow.

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas;
Soon the bells will start,
And the thing that will make them ring is the carol that you sing
Right within your heart.

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