A curiously apposite passage from a fragment of an 8th century Saxon manuscript:

Ðen wicced monstær.......he hight Gamæru,
Þrew ðe stretes did stægger.......færsomely plæstered,
Stompen littel Hvespa,.......Subæru, Toyota Cæmri,
Scwishing ðe driværs.......into peopel patæ.
"Holi Sceats," spæk Sonoda.......son of Snoþi ðe Swiftlæs,
"Heow ðe Helle ðat æwful.......drunke gott outten Rehæb!"
Soe Tokyo ceopp slippon.......armeur, revup mecce,
Clancen on teurtel træl........"Healt!," hie bad ðe grimlic foe.
"Meadsotten donnibrooce.......noccen offe! Ceap offen græss!"
Næsti Gæmeru ðen hwind-up.......hwiþ heuge-asse sake-bottel,
Swæt mecce-hwarrior ceopp.......healf-wæy to Occinawa.
Largowulf, chillen bye lampoest,.......hed-shæccen wæs,
Saed, "Ceoppe eccuippen.......bleadden-edge mæbe,
"Butte ðat ne enuf.......maccem baddasse!"
Hwiþ l34t3n pohwaer.......hie drewe hiemsælf eop,
Mac cwic strætegum.......bie pessin meccegerlie offe...

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