Types: Filk, Largo, Humor
This would have been done hours earlier if I hadn't had to retype it. Blah.

So, HAIL SUPER FRUVOUS! ~ KING OF L33T ->

Once I was the King of l33t (now I've run out of b33r)
Oh, my unspeakable foe, Queen Miho (now I've run out of b33r)
I'm telling you I was the king of l33t (now I've run out of b33r)
And now I live at a ren-ai bistro.

(I! Z! E! A!)

Mastery, lord it looked good on me,
Victor in Quake at the local deathmatch or going nuclear (whee!)
Or playing Di-a-blo with the Darkly Cute King Miho*
Recounting my frags to the other players, always upstaging Piroko.

Once I was the King of l33t (now I've run out of b33r) x.x
Eightfold computers, all in a row (now I've run out of b33r)
I'm telling you I was the king of l33t (now I've run out of b33r)
And now I room with a doll and Piro.

Once he was the King of l33t

I can't wait, pork rinds and I devastate; my people say:
"King, how are you so determined?
With no roof overhead
Or food on your plate!"

Power everywhere, I don't even give a care
Let me go to work as a teacher
And teach all of the students what to b3w4re!

Once I was the King of l33t (now I've run out of b33r)
Hey Sega! Hey Sony! Got problems? You phone me! (now I've run out of b33r)
I'm telling you I was the king of l33t (now I've run out of b33r)
Now I can't burn a thing without Piro complaining.

Once he was the King of l33t.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I introduce to you the International Megatorchestra!

(solo)

Now some of you might be wondering how I came to be living in a spare storeroom, after being royalty in games. Should I tell them, guys?

Tell us, King!

You see late one night when I was sleeping in a drunken sleep
Piro roused me from stupor and booked two plane tickets real cheap
And I wake on the plane, hung-over, as the sun is lighting the sea
At which point my peasant friend, he reveals that we
Arrive in Tokyo at 3!

(gasp)

Fan and seiyuu, viewer and player
World made up of zombies and ravers
In spite of my own volition, I took a change of position
So next time you stand in the Gamers line
Remember, your cashier may be bishy*

But the King of L33t makes him twitchy!

Once I was the King of L33t (now I've run out of b33r)
I was fightin' the zombies with total abandon (now I've run out of b33r)
I'm telling you I was the King of l33t (now I've run out of b33r)
And now I'm wracking my brain for scansion

Once he was the King of l33t.

*: Bishounen. Fine, Piro may not actually be bishy. Hmph. (King Miho is, though.)

[The original song: King of Spain]

(Edit: Grr! Lynx! No explanation provided!)

(Edit: Two asterisks.)

[ December 22, 2001: Message edited by: cola ]

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