Types: Filk, Miho, Humor
heXbox
(all puns strictly intentional)

Miho's got a heXbox
She keeps on her desk,
When Piro's online
He never gets any rest,
'Cause she's playin' all night,
And the gamin's all right,
Miho's got a heXbox,
Piro never sleeps at night!

Well Largo got shaken
Over tea and cake,
There's no escape from that goth chick
When she's playin' mind games!
'Cause she's playin' all night,
And the gamin's all right,
Miho's got a heXbox,
Piro never sleeps at night!

They go round and round and round and round
And round and round and round and round,
Playin' all night,
And the gamin's outta sight!
Miho's got a heXbox,
Piro never sleeps at night!

She says now "Piro,
"C'mon now Piro,
"C'mon I'll whisper this to you,
"Your Ping is real - it's true!"
Miho's got a heXbox,
Piro never sleeps at night!

They go round and round and round and round
And round and round and round and round,
Playin' all night,
And the gamin's all right!
Miho's got a heXbox,
Piro never sleeps at night!

(apologies to...who?)
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Squeeze Box
The Who


Mama's got a squeeze box
She wears on her chest,
And when Daddy comes home
He never gets no rest,
'Cause she's playing all night,,
And the music's all right
Mama's got a squeeze box
Daddy never sleeps at night!

Well the kids don't eat,
And the dog can't sleep,
There's no escape from the music
In the whole damn street!
'Cause she's playing all night
And the music's all right
Mama's got a squeeze box
Daddy never sleeps at night!

She goes in and out and in and out
And in and out and in and out,
She's playing all night,
And the music's all right,
Mama's got a squeeze box,
Daddy never sleeps at night!

She says now "Squeeze me,
"Come on and squeeze me,
"Come on and tease me like you do,
"I'm so in love with you."
Mama's got a squeeze box,
Daddy never sleeps at night!

She goes in and out and in and out
And in and out and in and out,
'Cause she's playing all night,
And the music's all right,
Mama's got a squeeze box,
Daddy never sleeps at night!

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