WoK's gone and inspired me to filk a frikin' disco tune! :o

Mess Wit' Teh 'Fro

Well, you can tell by the way I wear my 'fro,
I'm a jivin' dude, a badass pro,
Rocket launcher on my arm,
I've been kickin' butt since I was born.
And now I'm all set, gonna play,
You should run the other way,
If you try to make a stand,
I'll send you to the promised land!

Whether you're a cutter or whether your another,
Don't mess wit' teh 'fro, mess wit' teh 'fro,
Got the ammunition to smack the competition,
Don't mess wit' teh 'fro, mess wit' teh 'fro,
j0, j0, j0, j0, mess wit' teh 'fro, mess wit' teh 'fro,
j0, j0, j0, j0, mess wit' teh 'fro.

Well now, I get rich and I get paid,
Dealin' in high-tech black market trade,
Got Elvis pants and platform shoes,
I'm an 3-l33t dude and I just can't lose,
And now I'm all set, gonna play,
If you're smart you'll be afraid,
If you try to make a stand,
I'll send you to the promised land!

Whether you're a cutter or whether your another,
Don't mess wit' teh 'fro, mess wit' teh 'fro,
Got the ammunition to smack the competition,
Don't mess wit' teh 'fro, mess wit' teh 'fro,
j0, j0, j0, j0, mess wit' teh 'fro, mess wit' teh 'fro,
j0, j0, j0, j0, mess wit' teh 'fro.

Burned by Piroko, I'm gonna get her,
I'm gonna get her, yeah.
Burned by Piroko, I'm gonna get her,
I'm gonna get her - she messed wit' teh 'fro!

Well, you can tell by the way I wear my 'fro,
I'm a jivin' dude, a badass pro,
Rocket launcher on my arm,
I've been kickin' butt since I was born.
And now I'm all set, gonna play,
You should run the other way,
If you try to make a stand,
I'll send you to the promised land!

Whether you're a cutter or whether your another,
Don't mess wit' teh 'fro, mess wit' teh 'fro,
Got the ammunition to smack the competition,
Don't mess wit' teh 'fro, mess wit' teh 'fro,
j0, j0, j0, j0, mess wit' teh 'fro, mess wit' teh 'fro,
j0, j0, j0, j0, mess wit' teh 'fro.

Burned by Piroko, I'm gonna get her,
I'm gonna get her, yeah.
Burned by Piroko, I'm gonna get her,
I'm gonna get her - she messed wit' teh 'fro!

(apologies to da Gibbs)
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Stayin' Alive
The BeeGees


Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I'm a woman's man: no time to talk.
Music loud and women warm, I've been kicked around
Since I was born.
And now it's all right. it's ok.
And you may look the other way.
We can try to understand
The new york times' effect on man.

Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother,
You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin',
And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive.

Well now, I get low and I get high,
And if I can't get either, I really try.
Got the wings of heaven on my shoes.
I'm a dancin' man and I just can't lose.
You know it's all right. it's ok.
I'll live to see another day.
We can try to understand
The new york times' effect on man.

Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother,
You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin',
And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive.

Life goin' nowhere. somebody help me.
Somebody help me, yeah.
Life goin' nowhere. somebody help me.
Somebody help me, yeah. stayin' alive.

Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I'm a woman's man: no time to talk.
Music loud and women warm,
I've been kicked around since I was born.
And now it's all right. it's ok.
And you may look the other way.
We can try to understand
The new york times' effect on man.

Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother,
You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin',
And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive.

Life goin' nowhere. somebody help me.
Somebody help me, yeah.
Life goin' nowhere. somebody help me, yeah.
I'm stayin' alive.

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