King of Pr0n

There's a very sick plot by my 'friends' these days,
Tying my name to dirty animé,
Because I happen to know a thing or two
About the hentai careers of lots of cute seiyuu.

Chorus:
When I get to a con I'm feeling so forlorn,
'Cuz this rep I've acquired brings me grins and scorn,
It makes me sometimes wish that I was never born,
But it's my destiny to be the King of Pr0n.

There's a very sick plot by my 'friends' these days,
(they're just crackin' wise)
Tying my name to dirty animé,
(it's a pack of lies)
Because I happen to know a thing or two
(I just watch sometimes)
About the hentai careers of lots of cute seiyuu.
(To anthropologize!)

Chorus:

There's a voice actress singing the same sweet song
(yes, her voice is nice)
That she sang for a girl who was revealingly drawn,
(I've heard it once or twice)
Though she's changed her career she has kept her name,
(while playing hentai games)
That's a circumstance I'm finding very strange.
(and now I've been framed!)

Chorus:

Now the people I know all grin and leer,
They hail me the King whenever I appear,
And I can't figure out why they do that but
It may drive me to punch a few in the gut. - King of Pr0n!

It annoyed me so much that I had to shout,
(they were harrassing)
But it got even worse when my Mom found out.
(so embarrasing)

There's a very sick plot by my 'friends' these days,
Tying my name to dirty animé.

Chorus:
King of Pr0n,
King of Pr0n,
King of Pr0n,
I will always be King of Pr0n,
I will always be King of Pr0n,
I will always be King of Pr0n...

(apologies to Sting and the boys)

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