They're selling posters of Piroko,
They're cg'ing the guest strips now.
The SD forum is filled with 'shippers,
A Role-Play is in town.
Here comes a wannabe Vagrant,
Mike's got him in a trance -
One hand is tied to the optical mouse,
The other is in his pants.
And the fanboys - they're restless,
They need somewhere to go,
As Yuki and I look out tonight
The EDS, she seems so easy.
"So you really are one," she smiles,
And tries to point with a sixth finger
And in comes the Sony man, he claims,
"You belong to me I believe."
Erika says,"You're in the wrong place, my friend -
You better leave."
And the only sound that's left
After all the bad men go
Is the EDS sweeping up
Now the moon is almost hidden,
The stars are beginning to hide.
The ravers and the goths
Are getting ready for the Cave inside.
All except for Ping and Piro,
And the teacher of L33tn355.
Kimiko's moping around,
She's had too much champagne.
And the young Sonoda, she's dressing,
She's getting ready for the show.
She's going to the Cave tonight
Now little Ping, she's 'neath the window.
For her I feel so afraid -
On her two-month birthday
She already needs an update.
To her, geeks are quite romantic.
She has just one request.
Gaming is her profession -
Her sin is her lifelessness.
And though her eyes are fixed upon
A sad girl in snow,
She spends her time peeking
An agent, cosplaying Shinobi,
With his memories in Black Ops
Passed this way an hour ago
With his friend, a Sony man.
His thoughts - so immaculately frightful
As he wrote a Shirt Guy strip.
Then he went off for his alter-ego,
And writing his lines in-strip.
Now you would not think, to look at him,
But he was famous long ago
For pursuing the retired seiyuu
The Head Ninja compares his world
To the growing whitecup
But one of the union men
Is trying to fsck it up.
Now his m4st3r, some foreign nut,
He's in charge of the English class.
And he also knows a d00d that helps
"|-|1|\/| 2 |<1c|< j00r 455."
They all play on arcade machines,
You can hear them blow
If you lean your head out close enough
Across the street Largo's trained his classroom,
For the horror to be released.
The Zombie Queen and Ping
A perfect image of two beasts.
She's chosen Super Moe-Ball,
But he still feels very assured.
But she'll kill him with self-confidence
After poisoning him with words.
And their classmates shouting to the goth girls
"Get outa here if you don't know -
Largo-sensei is just being punished for going
Now at midnight all the agents,
With the TPCD crew,
Come out and round up everyone
That works different than they do.
Then they bring them to the office
Where the zombie horde schedule
Is planned so far in advance.
And then the MK visa'd
Are brought down from the ports
By customs men who go
Check to see that nobody is escaping
Praise be to the SD board,
The cg'ers post at dawn,
And the shippers are shouting
"Which side are you on?"
And NINJ4 and the JAILBAIT
Toss pies in a fanfic tower,
While the Church of Miho laughs at them
And Pingites hold flowers.
Ducking the mods of the forum,
Where lovely filks can flow
And everybody here thinks too much
Yes, I noticed the guest strip yesterday
(About the time the forum broke).
When you asked me how I liked it,
Was that some kind of joke?
All these artists that you follow,
Yes, I know them, they're quite lame.
I had to rearrange their faces
And give them all rude nicknames.
I can't stand any more comics,
Don't send me any others, no.
Not unless, they're coming