The Megatokyo Rhapsody (A Parody of the Bohemian Rhapsody by "Queen". New Lyrics by Matev Kenas.)

Piro:
Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in this city
On vacation from reality

Largo:
I tell no lies
Look through my eyes
and see…

Piro:
I'm just a fanboy
I get no sympathy
Because it was easy come
Hard to go
Fall in love
But I wanna go home

Yuki:
Anyway Piro goes
I want him to be with me…
With me.

Meimi:
Erika, just hurt a man
Shredded up his little pride
Though she's hurting now inside

Miho:
My friends
The game has just begun
And you are all the games that I shall play

Piro:
Yuki (Ooooh-ooh-ooh)
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I don't give my lesson to you tomorrow
Carry on carry on
Since nothing really matters…

Ed:
Too late
My time has come
Get beat down all time
Next I'll try to be a mime

Largo:
Good-bye little buddy
I got to go
Gotta save my bestest pal
From the Zombie rave

Piro:
Kimiko (Ooooh-ooh-ooh)
I don't mean to cry
Sometimes wish I could talk to you at all

(Rippin guitar solo)

Largo:
I see a little silhouetto of rat

Piro:
Seraphim! Seraphim!
I need your advice now!
Fanboys and Cuties
Very, very frightening me!

Seraphim:
Piro, Piro
Boo:
Echoes with squeeking (Translation: "Largo, Largo")
(Repeat)


Seraphim:
Piro boy
you need to grow

Piro:
I'm just poor nerd
Nobody loves me

Cast:
He's just a poor nerd
In a strange society
Spare him this life
Of such dramacity

Piro:
Girls'll come, Girls'll go
Will you let me go?

Seraphim:
Just choose one

Girls:
No! We will not let you go!

Largo:
Let him go!

(Repeat 3x)

Girls:
Will not let you go!

Largo:
Let him go!

Girls:
Never! Never!

Seraphim:
Piro Grow!

Piro:
NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!

Largo:
Oh Miho Miho Miho Miho
Miho Miho Let me go!
That 3vi1 girl has some whiskey put aside for me! For me! For me!

(Cast rocks out.)

Largo:
So you think you can harm me
And spit in my eye?
Just because I saved you
And taught you l337 on the fly

Oh baby can't do this to me baby.
Just gotta go get drunk
Just gotta go beat that zombie queen

(Music pinnacles.)

Cast:
Oooooh-ooh-yah-ooh-yah…

Piro (In a quiet corner, spotlight on him):
Loving really matters
Anyone can see
Loving really matters

Loving really matters
To me…

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