You're a L33t 0n3, Largo-San.
But put your pants back on.
You messed up the convention
Now we've got to become gone
Sometimes you freak me out like
E-ed and Dom.
You reak badly, Largo-San.
Dumpster diving's really odd.
You bring home lot's of L33t g34r
but most of it is shot
I wouldn't touch you with a
You played poorly, Largo-San.
Here I though you had more guile.
You have all the skills and cunning
of a giant drunk reptile.
Given the choice between the two of you,
I'd take the giant drunk reptile.
You are vicious, Largo-San.
Liquor makes you ran amuck.
Y'rushed the fanboys with a high-school class
'n Sonoda fired your @$$
The three words that best describe you are as follows and I quote,
"Drink. Drank. Drunk."
You're a nut-job, Largo-San.
Smashing fanboys with a cart.
Is that a bunny suit you're wearing?
Do I really want to know?
Your mind is a confusing dump heap overflowing
with the most unusual assortment of useless
Held together, with duct tape and darts.
You enfuriate me, Largo-San.
With a rage I can't explain.
Y'mess up every thing you touch
Catastrophe's your middle name.
You're a diluted gaijin nutcase loser, and
You're really a pain.