Hey, waidaminnit... "Queen of Spade"? What happened to the other cards in the suit? If there's only one spade in the deck, no-one could draw a spade flush -- now what kinda poker game would that be?!

The Queen of "Spade" after "The Queen of Hearts"

The Queen of "Spade"
Hath been betrayed!
Her minions hath deserted!

The Knave of Hearts
(A loathesome fart
And thoroughly perverted),

Hath quit the Court!
A crown of sorts
From dough he hath invented:

As "King o' Tarts"
He ruleth hearts,
And ruleth well-contented.

(Apologies to Mother Goose)

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