n00btacular Anger
by Eli Young (Elyscape)
Apologies to the Soggy Bottom Boys

(He was booted out real late last night)

I have been banned from your small party
I was booted out last night
I will kill you next time I see you
I just can't wait for our next fight
(He just can't wait for your next fight)

For six long weeks I've been on this game
Mostly bastards like you I've found
They always cheat me and it's really lame
PK'd again, ow ow ow ow
(PK'd again, ow ow ow ow)

I'll form a guild and gather minions
You better look out or your blood will flow [1]
We'll beat you all into the dirt, soon
Oh, bloody hell, I have to go
(Oh, bloody hell, he has to go)

Last night I leveled up again, hackers
I've only fourty left to get

Screw this! Good riddance, you worthless assholes
I'll dishonor your precious names
I'll tell everyone about your exploits
And I'm giving up this dumb game
(He's giving up on this dumb game)

[1] This line is kinda awkward in the original song. Just try to sing it. It's kinda hard but whatever. Once you get it, you get it.

I Am a Man of Constant Sorrow
by the Soggy Bottom Boys

(In constant sorrow all through his days)

I am a man of constant sorrow
I've seen trouble all my days
I bid farewell to old Kentucky
The place where I was born and raised
(The place where he was born and raised)

For six long years I've been in trouble
No pleasures here on Earth I found
For in this world I'm bound to ramble
I have no friends to help me now
(He has no friends to help him now)

It's fare thee well, my old true lover
I never expect to see you again
For I'm bound to ride that northern railroad
Perhaps I'll die upon this train
(Perhaps he'll die upon this train)

You can bury me in some deep valley
For many years where I may lay
And you may learn to love another
While I am sleeping in my grave
(While he is sleeping in his grave)

Maybe your friends think I'm just a stranger
My face you'll never see no more
But there is one promise that is given
I'll meet you on God's golden shore
(He'll meet you on God's golden shore)

[!filk] This is a filk of a song from the movie O Brother Where Art Thou?, which I quite liked. The strip this refers to is this one, and the character speaking should be... obvious.
I started this filk way back in November... last year (it wouldn't make to have started it back in November this year). [/!filk]

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