I've been wondering how to ask this question and open up a bit of a discussion, yet do it in a creative way and not just as a whiney rant. It finally occured to do it in true "lame fanboy" style and write a filk. So here it is. With apologies to Everclear, I've stolen So Much For The Afterglow. Hit it!


What's Wrong With Megatokyo?

It was a story 'bout gamers
It was a story 'bout the undead queen
It was a story 'bout unusual occurences
Like zombie raids and 'zilla food
Yes I think there is a problem
What's wrong with Megatokyo?
What's wrong with Megatokyo?

It was a story 'bout romance
Yeah, it was a story 'bout the times in-between
It was a story 'bout relationships
And playing with the anime cliches
Now I ask you why
We never get a plot resolving, yeah
We never see the crucial scene anymore
We always end up with that goth girl
Stuck in all the plots, no mystery is worth all that
Say the exposition's over
What's wrong with Megatokyo? What's wrong with Megatokyo?
What's wrong with Megatokyo? What's wrong with Megatokyo?

I remember when he gave her his new rail card
I remember in the garden they got free beer
I remember broken arms from a rack'd babe
I remember ambiguity from Endgames
I remember Kimi's present of a drawing
I remember class with Great Teacher Largo
I remember little Ping threw Mr Turtle
I remember in the bathroom falling darkly
I remember, I remember, I remember

Yeah, we never get a plot resolving
We never see the crucial scene anymore
We always end up with that goth girl
Stuck in all the plots, will Piro ever kiss someone?
Oh well, oh well, oh well
What's wrong with Megatokyo?
Oh well, oh well, oh well
What's wrong with Megatokyo?
Oh well, oh well, oh well

Yes, look out, here comes the drama
What's wrong with Megatokyo? What's wrong with Megatokyo?
What's wrong with Megatokyo? What's wrong with Megatokyo?
What's wrong with Megatokyo? What's wrong with Megatokyo?
What's wrong with Megatokyo? What's wrong with Megatokyo?
"And you seemed the patient man"
Abuse of "Duvet" - Boa & Jasmine Rodgers

And you seemed the patient man
But now you say you cannot stand
The plots that seems to go nowhere
That gothic chick its always there
And I know that you can not stop it
And I know that it feels right
And you won't miss a thing

You're tired, you'r complaining
I've read it all


And you seemed the patient man

Duvet
Lyrics by Jasmine Rodgers
Music by ba

And you don't seem to understand
A shame you seemed an honest man
And all the fears you hold so dear
Will turn to whisper in your ear
And you know what they say might hurt you
And you know that it means so much
And you don't even feel a thing

I am falling, I am fading,
I have lost it all

And you don't seem the lying kind

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