Taken from Queen's Fat-Bottomed Girls. Note that those lyrics don't seem entirely accurate, but they should work well enough.

Flat-Chested Girl
Apologies to Queen

Are you gonna read your scripts tonight?
Inside your studio's light?
Are you gonna learn to deal with fans?
Flat-chested girl you make this fanboy's world go 'round!

I was just a lame artist
Bigger losers don't exist
But I knew to deal with girls from my dating sims.
Ordering at a restaurant
I got nailed with coffee pots
Rail-thin waitress you tied my wits up in a knot.

I've been working at this store
Dealing with crazy fanboy hordes
I seen every dumb crossplayer on the way,
But your beauty and your style
Calmed them down after a while,
Take me to them skinny seiyuu everytime.

C'mon -
Are you gonna read your scripts tonight?
Inside your studio's light?
Are you gonna learn to deal with fans?
Flat-chested girl you make this fanboy's world go 'round!
Flat-chested girl you make this fanboy's world go 'round!

Hey listen here -
Now I got dragged out to the Cave,
But I never got to rave,
I'd hoped to hear you on the radio (I tried to).
Oh, but I still read in forums
All the plans of fanboy quorums,
Rail-thin woman you better get out of that show.

Now get this -
Are you gonna read your scripts tonight?
Inside your studio's light?
Are you gonna learn to deal with fans?
Flat-chested girl you make this fanboy's world go 'round!
Flat-chested girl you make this fanboy's world go 'round!

Get out your script and sing!

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