[It's Schoolhouse Rock Time!!!]
ROWAN:
Piro?
Yeah, Piro is a wonderful guy
In fact, Piro is my hero!
How can Piro be a hero?
Well, there are all kinds of heroes, you know
A man can be get to be a hero for completely owning his friends in Quake
Or by working for a game company as an assassin on the make.
And then there are heroes of other sorts
Like the little lady who files conscience reports
But a hero doesn't have to even be human you know,
A hero can be a little hamster who knows what to do
Or a shy demure android whose heart is just for you.
But let me tell you about my favorite hero...
Did you ever stop to think about Piro?
Piro is fantastic! Why, without Piro in the cast
There'd never be angst, drama, pathos, torment
Or even Ren'ai games!
My hero, Piro
Such a tragic little hero
But without you along
We'd never know Megatokyo.
Now you're here to stay
And Kimiko doesn't know
How wonderful you are
Oh, will you ever reach a star
Sad little Piro, My hero
How wonderful you are!
PIRO:
So what's so wonderful about Piro? I'm nobody really....
ROWAN:
Ah, you think you're nothing on your own....
But Place Piro after Largo
And you've got a Manga!
(See how amazing that is?)
Add new cast members and
the series changes style!
(See how fantastic that is?)
That's why in this cast there's new stories
By adding Piro you can go anywhere without worry
Forever, towards infinity
Piro doesn't want to get there, but we'll make him try!
With Piro in the cast,
From E3 all the way to the beer garden
We've had so many awesome tales
Angst upon the Rails
Largo playing with Nails
And hey, Miho never fails. Oh yeah.
And Kimiko doesn't know
How wonderful you are
Oh, will you ever reach a star
Sad little Piro, My hero
How wonderful you are!
Put Piro after say...Largo
and the series is a Gamer comic!
(See how easy that is?)
Place Piro after Erika and Kimiko
And you have a Shojo Romance Story!
(See how nifty that is?)
Place Piro after Ping, Miho, Dom, Ed and the rest
and you have MEGATOKYO!!!
Et cetera, et cetera, ad infinitum
Ad Astra, forever and ever
With Piro, My Hero, How wonderful you are!!!!
(For the original lyrics and a sound .wav:
http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Academy/7303/0.html )
