Types: Filk, Dom, Ed, Parody, Humor
The APC song
[With apologies to Mizlopi and the JCB song]
Well I'm rumbling in this APC,
My name is Dom and my mate Ed's sitting beside me,
And the gun case is rattlin' my bum like berserk,
and we're singing" don't forget your shotgun, if you wanna go to work".

And although we've had a bloody hard day,
We're still bubbling and joking and laughing away,
And the procession of car stuck behind,
Won't be there for much longer thanks to these anti vehicle mines

And we're blowing up the bypass [ ohhh],
Me and Ed havin' a top laugh [oh woooh].
Shooting from the rooftop [ooh]
And we're shooting up shibuya,
We're shooting up shibuya [ohwhooh]

So we pull into Imperial Park,
And start shooting all the zombies through the summer green grass.
And we're like giants up here in our armoured - up 4-wheeler,
Blasting Zoids and Transformers, and occasionally somthin' bigger,
And I wish I had a rent-a-zilla rex,
So it can eat up all the idols and the schoolgirls and their pets,
And then Ed would turn and say "my names B.A. Barracus,
Only with an APC, and Bruce lee's nunchuka's.

And we're blowing up the bypass [ ohhh],
Me and ed havin' a top laugh [oh woooh].
Shooting from the rooftop [ooh]
And we're shooting up shibuya,
We're shooting up shibuya

And we're blowing up the bypass [ ohhh],
Me and Ed havin' a top laugh [oh woooh].
Shooting from the rooftop [ooh]
And we're shooting up shibuya,
We're shooting up shibuya

[Musical interlude]

Said I'm Dom he's Ed he thinks he's Bruce lee,
Driving 'round in our APC
I'm Dom he's Ed he thinks he's Bruce lee,
Driving 'round in our APC

I'm Dom he's Ed he thinks he's Bruce lee,
Driving 'round in our APC
I'm Dom he's Ed he thinks he's Bruce lee,
Driving 'round
And we're blowing up the bypass [ ohhh],
Me and ed havin' a top laugh [oh woooh].
Shooting from the rooftop [ooh]
And we're shooting up shibuya,
We're shooting up shibuya

[AHH YEAH]
I'm Dom he's Ed he thinks he's Bruce lee,
Driving 'round in our APC
I'm Dom he's Ed he thinks he's Bruce lee,
Driving 'round in our [AHHH]

I'm Dom he's Ed he thinks he's Bruce lee,
Driving 'round in our APC

I'm Dom he's Ed he thinks he's Bruce lee,
Driving 'round in our APC


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