Here come Dom 'n Ed

(Set to the tune of "Here come Santa Claus.")

Here come Dom 'n Ed
Here come Dom 'n Ed
Chaos's coming our way.

They've got the guns and the munitions
To hold armies at bay.

Eggs are ticking
Fangirls screaming
We're in for a hell of a fight.

Hide in your bunkers and say your prayers
'cuz Dom 'n Ed are commin' tonight.