Fans From Hell
(sung to "Silver Bells")

Pity seiyuu, pretty seiyuu,
Dressed in cosplay and curls,
In the air there's impending disaster;
Fanboys haunting, agents taunting,
Wanna piece of that girl,
And at Anna Mill-er's you will find...

Fans from hell, fans from hell,
They're hiding under the tables,
Clicky-click, up-skirt pics,
Panty-shots posted on-line.

Strange otaku, gonna shock you,
With obsessive desires
For a body pill-ow that looks like you,
See the perfect puppy worship
That your presence inspires,
And at Anna Mill-er's you will find...

Fans from hell, fans from hell,
They're hiding under the tables,
Clicky-click, up-skirt pics,
Panty-shots posted on-line.

(apologies to Jay Livingston and Ray Evans)

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Silver Bells
Jay Livingston and Ray Evans


City sidewalks, busy sidewalks,
Dressed in holiday style,
In the air there's a feeling of Christmas,
Children laughing, people passing
Meeting smile after smile,
And on ev'ry street corner you'll hear...

Silver bells, silver bells,
It's Christmas time in the city,
Ring-a-ling, hear them sing,
Soon it will be Christmas day.

Strings of street lights, even stop lights,
Blink a bright red and green,
As the shoppers rush home with their treasures,
Hear the snow crunch, see the kids bunch,
This is Santa's big scene,
And above all this bustle you'll hear...

Silver bells, silver bells,
It's Christmas time in the city,
Ring-a-ling, hear them sing,
Soon it will be Christmas day.

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